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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

Don't kitty me. Just put the food on the floor and get out!

DEFINITION: To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet.

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Why can't I google my socks?

DEFINITION: The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency.

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Do you really think I'm cute?

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Those idiots! I have the right of way!

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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But my other sock has a hole in it...

DEFINITION: To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money.

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Do I look okay?

DEFINITION: To require constant reassurance, praise, and -- in emergency situations -- flattery, despite obvious qualifications and/or expertise.

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Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?

DEFINITION: To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities -- like work, or household chores.

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