The create-a-word game

Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

They're so cute! What kind of kittens are they? Porcupines.

DEFINITION: Something, or someone, that appears to be warm and fuzzy but is, when you get close, sharp and prickly.

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Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!

DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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I'm clean! Clean as a needle!

DEFINITION: The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs.

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Man! That's strong!

DEFINITION: To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong.

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I thought this was a word game?

DEFINITION: To measure your success, or evaluate your self-worth, based on what other people think.

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I can word back everything you repeat.

DEFINITION: To engage in conversation while using a technical device, like a TV or computer, to keep you sharp, in case the discussion gets dull.

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This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.

DEFINITION: To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion.

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Don't kitty me. Just put the food on the floor and get out!

DEFINITION: To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet.

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