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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Expelch

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: ex-pelch

Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.

Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.

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Shampassardon

Created by: catgrin

Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn

Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"

Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public

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Burpologuy

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bərpäləgī

Sentence: Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him - cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous ”sorry”.

Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man)

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Deliberfart

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: dee/libur/fart

Sentence: He swore it was accidental but everyone knew it was deliberfart.

Etymology: deliberate + fart

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Gastronamus

Created by: jetpro14

Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us

Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.

Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus

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Grossoutloud

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: gross+out+loud

Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!

Etymology: gross+out+loud

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Belchettiquette

Created by: EmSheMe

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Gastrosintentional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all

Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"

Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)

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COMMENTS:

Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00

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Apolocheese

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez

Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .

Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)

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COMMENTS:

Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00

cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00

A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00

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Apologasvert

Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-04-17: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James

- 2008-04-19: 13:42:00
Nice word

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-06-03: 00:08:00
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James

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