Top verboticism of the day created by petaj
DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.
Sentence: Although Gerard and Bernadette had never had sex, they had consumerated their union by having a spending spree on their honeymoon.
Etymology: consumate + consumer
Created by: petaj.
simple but very good - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-05: 15:50:00
Excellent...very funny! - Mustang, 2008-06-05: 18:37:00
Hope they don't start shopping around?? good word and funny. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:40:00
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Sublimitlessmation: /sub-limit-less-may-shun/ To take his mind off his on again off again relationship Sam resorted to sublimitlessmation and maxed out four credit cards in the process. Etymology: sublimation (divert the energy of a primitve impulse) + limitless Created by: Jabberwocky.
Foodiddle: /foo-did-le/ After 17 and half hours of abstinence, Seymour was about ready to jump out of his pants, so rather than attacking his boss – for some bizarre reason she was getting more and more attractive by the second – he went downstairs fooddidled himself with brand new cravat. And as the afternoon wore on, he simply tightened the loop around his neck whenever the urge returned. Sadly none of his coworkers noticed, until it was too late... Etymology: fool ( or faux) + diddle Created by: wordmeister.
Celibaspree: /-SEL-uh-buh-spree-/ Donald had now been married for six years — the 'honeymoon' period was long over — and his wife no longer looked for excuses to spend time with him; quite the opposite, in fact. Having little else to occupy his attention, he spent most of his spare time in the garage restoring his old Mustang. Once he got into it, he found all sorts of extra parts, tools and accessories he could buy for the car. Donald went on a celibaspree, buying new spoilers, chrome valve covers, and new seats for Rose's birthday... Rose was the name of Donald's Mustang, not his wife, (he'd been so busy with the car, he'd forgotten his wife's birthday this year). Etymology: Celibacy - abstention from sexual relations (from L. cælibatus "state of being unmarried") + Spree - a period, spell, or bout of indulgence; e.g. a shopping spree (alteration of Fr. esprit "lively") Created by: Tigger.
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-05: 15:49:00
Excellent. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:37:00
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