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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

If this snow flea dies...

DEFINITION: An individual, or an organization, which profits by selling fear of imminent global destruction and/or eternal damnation.

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Why don't you like me?

DEFINITION: To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn't like you.

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Yes, I understand what you mean.

DEFINITION: To smile politely and nod your head while listening to someone, even though you don't understand a word they're saying.

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Wow, you're hot! No thank you.

DEFINITION: To reject a compliment. May indicate low self-esteem, or false modesty, or even a psychopathic aversion to flattery.

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No, he was never that smart, even for a hamster...

DEFINITION: A conclusion or an assumption developed after careful listening to, and analysis of, one-half of a telephone conversation.

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A leash is not enough. He needs a muzzle!

DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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What's that stupid sound?

DEFINITION: To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.

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But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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