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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

The toast fell butter-side down.

DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.

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But they're not my dishes!

DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it's time to do the dishes.

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I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Don't worry. I'm not asleep. I'm meditating.

DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to "safely" navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

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Hi Sexy! Oops... Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

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Wait! Can't you guys read? That's a stop sign!

DEFINITION: A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike.

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To see the favorite Verboticisms of the day from the past, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.