The create-a-word game

Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

You can't fool me. You're fake yawning.

DEFINITION: v., To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one's lack of interest in the current conversation. n., A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

I ate it for the starving kids.

DEFINITION: v., To finish your plate and eat all the food in front of you, even when not hungry. n., Compulsive over-consumption of food in order to relieve guilt.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

May I ask, what are you doing?

DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say "it's too dirty". n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

Please don't eat that stuff in front of me.

DEFINITION: v., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to "reverse the damage".

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

Ewhh! You're eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?

DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one's hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

Come on, you ate the banana. Now eat the peel.

DEFINITION: n., The fear of eating the skins of fruits, vegetables, or small animals. v., To worry about saving one's skin while chewing on a rind, peel, or pelt.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

You've done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.

DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know?

DEFINITION: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one's own odors.

Create a Word | Top Words | All the Words

More Verbotomy: << Back to newer | More from the past >>

To see the favorite Verboticisms of the day from the past, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.