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'Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.'

DEFINITION: v. To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world -- like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself. n. A person who lives exclusively in their imagination.

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Virmit

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: VERM-IT

Sentence: With the advent of the 286PC and the low-speed dialup, Roscoe had become a VIRMIT in his own home, letting the junk mail build up as he explored the infinite realm of the World-Wide Waste. Clearly, his life was CURSORED.

Etymology: VIRtual+herMIT

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx No points for spelling - metrohumanx, 2008-07-08: 16:08:00

metrohumanx Awww- nobody likes my VERMIT. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-10: 21:01:00

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Dellusional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: del loo shun al

Sentence: Fern was obsessed with being online 24/7. She never went outside nor did traditional social meets. All her relationships and schooling were online, not based in reality. In fact she had become very dellusional of late and only a major power cut would bring her back to reality!

Etymology: Dell (Computer company founded by Michael Dell in 1984) & Delusional (suffering from or characterized by delusions)

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Virtucosmitis

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: VER-tyoo-KOZ-my-TISS

Sentence: I'm afraid he's come down with a bad case of virtucosmitis, Mrs Jenkins. We recommend either confiscating his electronic equipment, or locking him away in a padded room, for life.

Etymology: From "virtual" + "cosmos" (universe) + "-itis"

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Netwasted

Created by: ratika

Pronunciation: n-at-whaist-ed

Sentence: Are you netwasted, do you feel that your computer is your only friend, then you might be suffering from webism? Call this number and ask for help.

Etymology: Net (short for internet)+ wasted

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Egnore

Created by: benjamin

Pronunciation: eeg-nore

Sentence: When I tried to ask my girlfriend out to dinner she egnored me, but at least she sent me a message on face book telling me to log on ICQ that night so we could chat.

Etymology: e (prefix for things digital or electronic) + ignore

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COMMENTS:

Good word! - Stevenson0, 2007-05-08: 21:16:00

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Cybermerse

Created by: mjmlabs

Pronunciation: sigh-ber-MERS

Sentence: I wanted to get a bunch of chores done last weekend, but I wound up cybermersing for 53 hours instead; what day is this?

Etymology: cyber- + immerse (simple, really)

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COMMENTS:

Nice use of the 'merse'! - Stevenson0, 2007-05-08: 21:07:00

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Simsify

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: sims + ih + fie

Sentence: My Sim is about to finally have enough friends to get a better job, and you want me to worry about going to WORK? I'm a little too Simsified for that, my friend.

Etymology: Ever played The Sims?

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Depitute

Created by: Bertie

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I broke into the flat only to find that the poor soul was already depitute.

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Hypnetized

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hip-net-ized

Sentence: Bob got hypnetized by Youtube for 8 hours straight. Later, his wife had to use WD40 to peel his butt from the vinyl chair.

Etymology: hypnotized, net

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Bob got hypnetized by Youtube for 8 hours straight. Later, his wife had to use WD40 to peel his butt from the vinyl chair. - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-08: 04:33:00

Obviously, I'm suffering from sleep depverbation. - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-08: 04:36:00

very hyp - galwaywegian, 2007-05-08: 07:43:00

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Cybiosise

Created by: duchessella

Pronunciation: cy-BY-o-size

Sentence: She cybiosises with abandon; we haven't seen her for 3 months, except when online.

Etymology: Cyber + symbiosis cyber - that's pretty obvious symbiosis - the state of living dependently with something; the computer in this case

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 02:33:00
Today's definition was inspired by Cory Doctorow's short story "Anda's Game" which is published in Overclocked. It was also suggested by HubbMU.
Thank you Cory and HubbMU! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 09:53:00
Weeklink rants again and uncovers a few lost words from last week's verbacious verbuttle. Read: The Cup of Verbotomy, Part Deux.

HubbMU - 2007-05-08: 10:08:00
Thanks for using my definition!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 10:31:00
Thank you HubbMu. It's a great definition. A lot of people can relate to it -- especially if they are gamers or bloggers. ~ James

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-08: 12:52:00
Great to see all the new Verbotomists!

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-08: 16:04:00
ECLUSIONIST is pretty good.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-11-24: 00:34:00
Today's definition was suggested by doctorow. Thank you doctorow. ~ James

cybersloth - 2010-01-02: 06:40:00
I would like to rebut your comments on the definition of cybersloth seen here (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6790). 'cybersloth' is methodical and accurate, knows what move to make but it may take time. Not the friend of the impatient. From a theological view point I feel that you are free to think what you will about any subject; however you must be careful because all actions have consequences. Luckily I am not easily offended. I believe that I am not the only cybersloth, I may be the only one that is spelt exclusively with all lower case. By the way, I don’t use social networking sites and spend more time working on local resources both ‘hard’ and ‘soft’, if this does not make sense to you………. cybersloth. 02-01-2010