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'Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.'

DEFINITION: v. To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world -- like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself. n. A person who lives exclusively in their imagination.

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Appleoplexy

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: app ell op lex ee

Sentence: She suffered from appleoplexy . I I I

Etymology: apoplext apple

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Denialine

Created by: Jeannie

Pronunciation: deny/a/line

Sentence: Her personal hygene had plummeted, she had become a slovern, her denialine was absolute!

Etymology:

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Lifeloss

Created by: fredini

Pronunciation: Life-Loss

Sentence: He's playing so much Warcraft these days, he's lifeloss.

Etymology: life + loss

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Emmersed

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ee-murst

Sentence: Between her smart phone, tablet and laptop, Suzy is completely emmersed. Last month her friends had to tweat her to remind her to go to her wedding.

Etymology: e: electronic - immersed: plunged or sunk in or as if in a liquid

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Ethertised

giveaphuk

Created by: giveaphuk

Pronunciation: ee ther tis ed

Sentence: she was so ethertised that she forgot to pick up her children from school.

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Umbilgatesicus

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: um/bil/gaytz/i/cus

Sentence: Sue had a surgeon replace her navel with an umbilgatesicus

Etymology: umbilicus + Bill Gates

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Virteener

Created by: brucee10

Pronunciation: vir - teen - er

Sentence: The virteener's natural habitat is uninhabital by humans. Even his mother is afraid to enter her own basement.

Etymology: Virtual + Teenage + Slacker

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Technumb

AnnieChandon

Created by: AnnieChandon

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Cybertranced

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: SYE - behr - transed

Sentence: Hector had become thoroughly cybertranced and during most of his waking hours was totally absorbed in online gaming, surfing the net, updating his blog and 'googling' one thing after another.

Etymology: Blend of the prefix 'cyber' and tranced, a form of trance (a state of complete mental absorption or deep musing)

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COMMENTS:

Very clever - TJayzz, 2008-07-08: 08:27:00

very melodic word - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-08: 10:58:00

metrohumanx Good one...CYBERTRANCED is descriptive with just the right amount of new-age overtones... - metrohumanx, 2008-07-08: 15:50:00

Excellent. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-09: 03:10:00

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Cyberloser

Created by: daisy

Pronunciation: sy-ber-loo-zer

Sentence: "No, it's not cool that you are a level 4 wizard on everquest - you're such a cyberloser."

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 02:33:00
Today's definition was inspired by Cory Doctorow's short story "Anda's Game" which is published in Overclocked. It was also suggested by HubbMU.
Thank you Cory and HubbMU! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 09:53:00
Weeklink rants again and uncovers a few lost words from last week's verbacious verbuttle. Read: The Cup of Verbotomy, Part Deux.

HubbMU - 2007-05-08: 10:08:00
Thanks for using my definition!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 10:31:00
Thank you HubbMu. It's a great definition. A lot of people can relate to it -- especially if they are gamers or bloggers. ~ James

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-08: 12:52:00
Great to see all the new Verbotomists!

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-08: 16:04:00
ECLUSIONIST is pretty good.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-11-24: 00:34:00
Today's definition was suggested by doctorow. Thank you doctorow. ~ James

cybersloth - 2010-01-02: 06:40:00
I would like to rebut your comments on the definition of cybersloth seen here (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6790). 'cybersloth' is methodical and accurate, knows what move to make but it may take time. Not the friend of the impatient. From a theological view point I feel that you are free to think what you will about any subject; however you must be careful because all actions have consequences. Luckily I am not easily offended. I believe that I am not the only cybersloth, I may be the only one that is spelt exclusively with all lower case. By the way, I don’t use social networking sites and spend more time working on local resources both ‘hard’ and ‘soft’, if this does not make sense to you………. cybersloth. 02-01-2010