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'Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends.'

DEFINITION: v. To be so immersed in a virtual world that you forget about your responsibilities to the physical world -- like your job, your family, or even feeding and washing yourself. n. A person who lives exclusively in their imagination.

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Denialine

Created by: Jeannie

Pronunciation: deny/a/line

Sentence: Her personal hygene had plummeted, she had become a slovern, her denialine was absolute!

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Simulationship

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: sim-u-la-tion-ship

Sentence: Jenna withdrew from her family and friends in favor of the simulationships she made in Second Life. There she dated a handsome avatar she met at a virtual rock concert and almost had enough saved up to buy her own island.

Etymology: simulation: the representation of the behavior or characteristics of a system through the use of another system, especially designed for the purpose + relationship: an emotional or other connection between people **Second Life is a free 3D virtual world where people can socialize, connect, create pseudo lives and even work.

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Emmersed

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: eee murst

Sentence: she became so Emmersed in her second life that she would have festered away altogether had her broadband coverage been anything as good as she was told it would be.

Etymology: immersed, e as in electronic

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Cyberloser

Created by: daisy

Pronunciation: sy-ber-loo-zer

Sentence: "No, it's not cool that you are a level 4 wizard on everquest - you're such a cyberloser."

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Webnesia

brandsimo

Created by: brandsimo

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Driverational

Created by: peabodymat

Pronunciation: drive irrational

Sentence: He was in his driverational mode, being completely controlling and completely irrational.

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Elone

Created by: stvspl

Pronunciation: EE-low-n

Sentence: Paula thought she had so many friends, but in actuality, she was elone.

Etymology: e- (prefix for computerish things) + alone (what digitally immersed people are)

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COMMENTS:

Well done! - geoamnesia, 2007-05-08: 18:51:00

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Sunshy

Created by: thefreewheeler

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Sentence: We invited Tonner to the Live at Five concert but he said he can't leave his office. I think he's become sunshy.

Etymology: from 'gun shy'. Sun is outdoors and the center of the real solar system.

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COMMENTS:

Thanks for the perfect word to describe my son. - purpleartichokes, 2007-05-08: 12:40:00

Nice freewhelin' word! - Stevenson0, 2007-05-08: 21:06:00

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Technastalgia

Created by: duhlawn

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Cyberspacey

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: sy-ber-spay-see

Sentence: If you need help, don't ask Stacey -- She's too cyberspacey.

Etymology: cyber + spacey

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 02:33:00
Today's definition was inspired by Cory Doctorow's short story "Anda's Game" which is published in Overclocked. It was also suggested by HubbMU.
Thank you Cory and HubbMU! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 09:53:00
Weeklink rants again and uncovers a few lost words from last week's verbacious verbuttle. Read: The Cup of Verbotomy, Part Deux.

HubbMU - 2007-05-08: 10:08:00
Thanks for using my definition!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-08: 10:31:00
Thank you HubbMu. It's a great definition. A lot of people can relate to it -- especially if they are gamers or bloggers. ~ James

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-08: 12:52:00
Great to see all the new Verbotomists!

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-08: 16:04:00
ECLUSIONIST is pretty good.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-11-24: 00:34:00
Today's definition was suggested by doctorow. Thank you doctorow. ~ James

cybersloth - 2010-01-02: 06:40:00
I would like to rebut your comments on the definition of cybersloth seen here (http://www.verbotomy.com/verbottle.php?jargonism_id=6790). 'cybersloth' is methodical and accurate, knows what move to make but it may take time. Not the friend of the impatient. From a theological view point I feel that you are free to think what you will about any subject; however you must be careful because all actions have consequences. Luckily I am not easily offended. I believe that I am not the only cybersloth, I may be the only one that is spelt exclusively with all lower case. By the way, I don’t use social networking sites and spend more time working on local resources both ‘hard’ and ‘soft’, if this does not make sense to you………. cybersloth. 02-01-2010