Verboticism: Theopolitelessness

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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Hanakkockup

Created by: isopraxis

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Intergreeting

Created by: Luke01

Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting

Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.

Etymology: International and greeting

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Fickamble

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull

Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?

Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)

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Assimibrate

Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Holicaustify

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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