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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Crassmastize

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'

Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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Holicide

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Some consider non-denominational cards an act of holicide.

Etymology: Holiday+Homicide

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Assimibrate

Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Ramadahanakristmakwanziclausism

Created by: iceburgamy

Pronunciation: ... you got me

Sentence: "happy holidays" is an example of a (see above)

Etymology: you know... the mormons

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Yuletried

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: yool-tride

Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit

Etymology: yuletide + tried

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Greesting

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.

Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting

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Woebetidings

Created by: Bosco

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Christpocalypse

Created by: janham

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Xholimas

Created by: malindaemb

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel