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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Insaludate
Created by: Benperson
Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)
Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.
Etymology:
Holidooze
Created by: Malemocynt
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.
Etymology:
Fakitusgreetingus
Created by: jonique
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.
Etymology:
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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Breetch
Created by: sleep
Pronunciation: breech
Sentence: Tom, in a breetch of holiday conduct, said, "Happy Jewish Holidays!"
Etymology: greet, botch, breach
Dismarculate
Created by: Divakar
Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late
Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.
Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel