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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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Agnauseam
Created by: wyzowl
Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")
Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.
Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam
Greetinwhouliken
Created by: ltapilot
Pronunciation: greetin who you likin
Sentence:
Etymology:
Chanukahadanzamasturbate
Created by: jeremiahbritt
Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt
Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.
Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate
Decembutations
Created by: khaleroo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?
Etymology:
Unsocialseasoner
Created by: kimbo123
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He's never invited to holiday parties, because he is an unsocialseasoner.
Etymology:
Insaludate
Created by: Benperson
Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)
Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.
Etymology:
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel