Verboticisms

Created by: antichaos

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Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate

Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.

Etymology: Mis + unification + holy

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Created by: saleme

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Created by: parabasis

Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late

Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.

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Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Created by: skelk

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Created by: xklamation

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Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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