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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Shalohoho
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!
Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho
Festoffend
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Fest-off-end
Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.
Etymology: Festival+offend
Ecucheermenise
Created by: scrubskip
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"
Etymology: ecumenism + cheer
Exodecembrating
Created by: artbegotti
Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting
Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"
Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.
Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete
Integraholidize
Created by: mrguy753
Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb
Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.
Etymology:
Rendeveous
Created by: heydj
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."
Etymology:
Holipease
Created by: Dooreatoe
Pronunciation: hol-i-peez
Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.
Etymology:
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel