Verboticism: Grombling

'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: re-flek-TAWG-rah-fee

Sentence: Candice was renowned for her piles of blurry reflectography snapshots.

Etymology: Reflect + photography

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Created by: lynx13


Sentence: "egoshooting" is when you are big-head-photoshooting yourself


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Created by: twodigs

Pronunciation: nar-SIS-i-fi

Sentence: I like to narcissify before a date; it builds my confidence.

Etymology: from the Greek myth of Narcissus

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Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: My-angles

Sentence: She's done a lot of myangling.

Etymology: A reference to the sort of photography that tends to show up on MySpace - the MySpace angles.

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Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: e-go-to-graph

Sentence: Often times I have caught him in the bathroom taking egotographs of himself while he was in the shower.

Etymology: ego+photograph

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Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: foe-TEE-goe-tiz-um (Foe and goe rhyme with "slow.")

Sentence: Even though she was Mandy's best friend, she hated it when her photegotism started to show.

Etymology: Photo, as in photograph. Egotism - excessive selfishness

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Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: aut-O-crO-maw-ti-caw

Sentence: Sally started to lose her friends because of her obssesive autocromoticism. But the pictures got better and better.

Etymology: auto + chromatic + a dash of erotic (represented by the second O)

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Created by: ce0brb

Pronunciation: Van-o-tog-raphy

Sentence: Linda Loveherself was an avid vanotographer. She didn't really use her camera for anything else.

Etymology: Vanity & Photography

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Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: ee-goh-tis-toe-graf-ee

Sentence: A MySpace is not complete without a well-angled egotistograph.

Etymology: egotistical + photography

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"när-is-'esh/

Sentence: MySpace and Flickr photo galleries are suffering from a glut of photos of people narcissesching.

Etymology: from Narcissus + Escher

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