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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Whosthefairesting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing

Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.

Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

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Autoportradmiration

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: auto-por-trad-mir-a-shun

Sentence: When Vanessa saw the camera on the bathroom counter, she couldn't resist a little autoportradmiration.

Etymology: auto (self), portrait, admiration

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Vanitoil

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: van-i-toyull

Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.

Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")

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Narcissnap

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Nar-ciss-snap

Sentence: When Gail feels a bit low, a session of narcissnapping always works wonders on her mood.

Etymology: Narcissism and Snapshot

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COMMENTS:

I just "joined" to see how big the group was behind this word. Now it seems I can't get out of the "group". Though I came up with the word independently I guess the first person ought to take credit. - vishalrix, 2006-12-26: 04:55:00

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