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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Selfpicturate

Created by: lucyof2009

Pronunciation: self-picture-ate

Sentence: I saw that new picture you put on your blog; did you selfpicturate?

Etymology: combination of "self" (as in yourself)and "picture" with the suffix "-ate" to make it a verb

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Selfadortrait

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: salf-ah-door-trit

Sentence: He tried to invent a see-through camera so that his selfadortraits wouldn't seem so obvious

Etymology: self-portrait, adore

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Narcissograph

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: nar-SISS-O-graff

Sentence: No week was complete without Janet taking at least three narcissographs in her room.

Etymology: From - Narcissus, a man from Greek mythology who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water Also - '-graph': the measurement, display or portrayal of a subject

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COMMENTS:

A vote from me - we thought very much alike on this one. - Stump, 2006-12-25: 05:13:00

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Shelfportrait

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: shelf-por-trayt

Sentence: The magnifying mirror aligned perfectly with the camera for Sharon's shelfportrait.

Etymology: Shelf: a surface usually covered in personal possessions. Portrait: a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face.

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Paparazzegoing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: paw-pa-rot-see-go-ing

Sentence: When paparazzegoing your picture to post online, be sure to check the background for tell-tale signs of toilet paper and other bathroom products.

Etymology: paparrazi, ego

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Whosthefairesting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing

Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.

Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

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