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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Myflect

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: My-Flekt

Sentence: Anne was going to MyFlect but she realized how cliche it was so she put down the camera and picked up a good Evelyn Waugh novel -- perhaps it was Brideshead Revisited.

Etymology: From MySpace, the online community, and the word reflect.

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Selfpicturate

Created by: lucyof2009

Pronunciation: self-picture-ate

Sentence: I saw that new picture you put on your blog; did you selfpicturate?

Etymology: combination of "self" (as in yourself)and "picture" with the suffix "-ate" to make it a verb

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Myspacify

Created by: willyoushutthehellup

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Cockpicture

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: cock-picture

Sentence: She enjoyed cockpicturing herself and then looking at the photos.

Etymology: It's cocky + picture...duh!

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Reflectography

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: re-flek-TAWG-rah-fee

Sentence: Candice was renowned for her piles of blurry reflectography snapshots.

Etymology: Reflect + photography

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Autome

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: O-to-me

Sentence: Just made this great autome, look at my hair, do a capiloscan !

Etymology: Auto (automatic) + Me

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Imegin

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: Im-a-jen

Sentence: Cheryl was caught once again, imegining herself in the change room.

Etymology: I (myself) + me (myself) + imaging (creating images). With help from imagining (visualising) and mega (prefix used for describing pixels and bytes using in digital imaging)

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Whosthefairesting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing

Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.

Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

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