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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Narsnap

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: nar-snap

Sentence: I narsnapped myself in the bathroom with a camera.

Etymology: nar-narrcissus snap-sound a camera makes

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Vanitoil

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: van-i-toyull

Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.

Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")

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Photowank

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: photo wank

Sentence: frank could not resist having a photowank in the hotel bathroom.

Etymology: well, thats a bit obvious really.

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Paparazzegoing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: paw-pa-rot-see-go-ing

Sentence: When paparazzegoing your picture to post online, be sure to check the background for tell-tale signs of toilet paper and other bathroom products.

Etymology: paparrazi, ego

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Autome

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: O-to-me

Sentence: Just made this great autome, look at my hair, do a capiloscan !

Etymology: Auto (automatic) + Me

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Myspacify

Created by: willyoushutthehellup

Pronunciation:

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Meography

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: me og raf fi

Sentence: She prattled on about herself, stopping only to distribute a print of her meography that betrayed her self proclaimed empathy.

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Autophotogrphy

Created by: DIKIDI

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Selfadortrait

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: salf-ah-door-trit

Sentence: He tried to invent a see-through camera so that his selfadortraits wouldn't seem so obvious

Etymology: self-portrait, adore

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Vainograph

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: vayn-oh-graf

Sentence: When you make a myspace or facebook you put up your vainograph if you are any self-respecting emo kid.

Etymology: vain+photograph

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Comments:

bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:41:00

bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:42:00
admirroration

erasmus erasmus - 2006-12-27: 14:12:00
oohh I like admirroration.