Verboticism: Confectionitus
DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.
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Sugarjockey
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: shu-gar-joh-key
Sentence: Bill was sugarjockeying the danish tray at the conference yesterday.
Etymology: riding a sugar binge = sugarjockey
Popukate
Created by: CrimsonAngel666
Pronunciation: pop-que-kate (like gate)
Sentence: I popukated those cookies waaaay too fast!
Etymology:
Esnackulate
Created by: dwingillinois
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I try not to start eating M&Ms; once I do, I just esnackulate until my eyes roll back in my head.
Etymology:
Glucgasm
Created by: simon1081
Pronunciation: gluc-gasm
Sentence: The police officer was enjoying the donuts so much he was having a glucgasm
Etymology:
Fornicane
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: for/ni/cane
Sentence: Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain.
Etymology: fornicate + (sugar) cane
Sucrosextasy
Created by: satan
Pronunciation: sue-cros-ex-ta-cee
Sentence: i achieved a higher plane of sucrosextacy upon opening the box of godiva chocolates
Etymology: Sucrose - sugar ex - meaning former or no longer (doesnt belong here so lets just ignore it) tasy - not certain
Pastrinize
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: PAYST-reh-nyz
Sentence: Elmer and his wife Sadie are clearly in total joy as they pastrinize following meals and even between meals as they gorge themselves on sweets of just about any sort.
Etymology: Blend of 'pastry' (sweets, dessert) and the suffix '-ize' (to act, carry out or take on a quality)
