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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

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Gluconsummate

Created by: MTwain

Pronunciation: Glue Con Some Mate

Sentence: With the Krispy Kreme "hot donunts" sign on, he was almost forced to pull in, pay for a dozen and gluconsommate.

Etymology: from glucose (sugar) and consume and consummate (as in marriage - pleasure)

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Sweeturbate

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Glutousmaximass

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: Glutous maixim ass

Sentence: I couldn't get my glutousmaximass out the door of the donut shop.

Etymology: We are a fat ass society.

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Cukor

Created by: Shuuichi

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Etymology: Hungary

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Oralgasm

TerranceDC

Created by: TerranceDC

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That cheesecake was so good it made me oralgasm with every bite!

Etymology: Oral + Orgasm = Oralgasm

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Enjoydonaddswet

Xenonym

Created by: Xenonym

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Orgasmeat

Created by: zagovorich

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Donucted

Created by: Tukkertje

Pronunciation:

Sentence: He eats so many donuts, he's completely donucted.

Etymology: Donu(t)(addi)cted

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Sugarasm

Created by: camel

Pronunciation: Sugar-asm

Sentence: The mere thought of peanut-butter monopoly after a round of Crisco twister is enough to make me sugarasm forthwith.

Etymology: Sugar, orgasm

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Sucracide

Created by: Hobart

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Sentence: Fed up with such an untasty world and too weak to cut himself, Tom commited sucracide by consuming an entire bag of granulated sugar.

Etymology: Sucra- sweet, sugary cide-dealing with death or murder

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Comments:

wyzowl - 2006-12-15: 01:28:00
Gluttony has made it so. Eating at any time in excess of your body needs is gluttony.

Fleury - 2006-12-15: 02:36:00
Yes, I used 'overindolcevita' for http://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php?jid=kiss already. Sorry, but it just seemed so apt for this one as well.

loosepiece loosepiece - 2006-12-15: 07:24:00
i spelled my word wrong! how do i change it?

- 2006-12-15: 07:50:00

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 11:27:00
Hi Loosepeice, We are adding a VSEC (Verboticism Spelling, Editing and Correction) feature this weekend... ~ James

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:51:00
aw, someone already made "Gluephoria"...why can I never think of something original? It always seems like someone beats me to the punch...I guess I should get up earlier. :D

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:53:00
btw, There's no way to change/retract a word, is there?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 13:07:00
Hi warped, Not yet... but soon! ~ James

aly22 aly22 - 2006-12-15: 15:23:00
Seems the early verb catches the worm voting wise, eh?

ArosaMike - 2006-12-17: 18:55:00
Woohoo! I made a 100% unique word :D Get in ;)

Carla Carla - 2010-12-11: 06:50:00
Works well as a noun, but as a verb...?

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