Verboticisms

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: PAYST-reh-nyz

Sentence: Elmer and his wife Sadie are clearly in total joy as they pastrinize following meals and even between meals as they gorge themselves on sweets of just about any sort.

Etymology: Blend of 'pastry' (sweets, dessert) and the suffix '-ize' (to act, carry out or take on a quality)

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Created by: Verbotomnist

Pronunciation: gor-jazz-um

Sentence: Every night Don went to the same street corner store to get his fix, only a moment passed before the sweet gorgasm was over and all he had left was a belly ache and his regrets.

Etymology: Gorge (to eat gluttonously) + Orgasm (intense or unrestrained excitment)

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Created by: dinglejerry

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Created by: ratibala

Pronunciation: soo-rah-sook-ruh-byoos

Sentence: Found in a sort of coma, surrounded by bon bons, it was found that my mother suffered from suprasucrabuse.

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Created by: Hobart

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Sentence: Fed up with such an untasty world and too weak to cut himself, Tom commited sucracide by consuming an entire bag of granulated sugar.

Etymology: Sucra- sweet, sugary cide-dealing with death or murder

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Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: The doctor concluded that swettony was the cause of his heart problems

Etymology: sweet - gluttony

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Created by: Tesla

Pronunciation: can - DICK - shun

Sentence: Bob had a severe candiction for caramel corn.

Etymology: candy + addiction

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Created by: tangledupinblue

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Sentence: I stuffled way too much yesterday--I can never look at cupcakes again.

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Created by: missparaguay1991

Pronunciation: -Sweed/ -dict

Sentence: Jonathan is a sweeddict you can see the sugar behind his nails and everything. He cannot make love to me if I'm not covered in chocolate! Manchester SweedAIDs Research Centre suggests the sweeddiction might have not cure.

Etymology: Sweeddict (n.) -swee/ from English sweet + dict/ from English addict. Family Tree: Sweeddiction (n.)

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