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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

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Sugasm

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: shu'-gasm

Sentence: This cake is so good I had a sugasm.

Etymology: sugar+orgasm

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Sweeturbate

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Autosaccharinate

Created by: Sissyphus

Pronunciation: auto sakarin ate

Sentence: It was horrible to see when the twins made a concentrated effort to out autosaccharinate each other.

Etymology: auto = self, saccharin = white crystal 500 times sweeter than sugar, -ate = verbalizing suffix

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Glutousmaximass

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: Glutous maixim ass

Sentence: I couldn't get my glutousmaximass out the door of the donut shop.

Etymology: We are a fat ass society.

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Fornicane

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: for/ni/cane

Sentence: Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain.

Etymology: fornicate + (sugar) cane

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Gorgerjoy

Created by: BonnieDog

Pronunciation: gorjerjoy

Sentence: i really gorgerjoy eating sweets

Etymology: gor-jer-joy

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COMMENTS:

This is a mix of 'gorge' and 'enjoy'. - BonnieDog, 2006-12-16: 15:51:00

Do I get points for comments? That's a bit odd because I could just add loads of comments myself. - BonnieDog, 2006-12-16: 15:52:00

No, maybe not! - BonnieDog, 2006-12-16: 15:52:00

Verbotomy Hey BonnieDog, No points for comments, but you od get points for words -- and you've created good words! ~ James - Verbotomy, 2006-12-17: 23:12:00

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Tastaculizer

Created by: xelepart

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "As evidenced by the way he's eating that cake, Joey is a complete tastaculizer."

Etymology:

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Snackwhore

Created by: BiggZedd

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Bonbombed

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I tried to take her to a nice restaraunt, but by the time desert came she got totally bonbombed.

Etymology: fr. bonbon, a sweet. See also bonbondage: torturing oneself with sweets that you won't let yourself eat.

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Glucgasm

simon1081

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: gluc-gasm

Sentence: The police officer was enjoying the donuts so much he was having a glucgasm

Etymology:

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Comments:

wyzowl - 2006-12-15: 01:28:00
Gluttony has made it so. Eating at any time in excess of your body needs is gluttony.

Fleury - 2006-12-15: 02:36:00
Yes, I used 'overindolcevita' for http://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php?jid=kiss already. Sorry, but it just seemed so apt for this one as well.

loosepiece loosepiece - 2006-12-15: 07:24:00
i spelled my word wrong! how do i change it?

- 2006-12-15: 07:50:00

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 11:27:00
Hi Loosepeice, We are adding a VSEC (Verboticism Spelling, Editing and Correction) feature this weekend... ~ James

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:51:00
aw, someone already made "Gluephoria"...why can I never think of something original? It always seems like someone beats me to the punch...I guess I should get up earlier. :D

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:53:00
btw, There's no way to change/retract a word, is there?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 13:07:00
Hi warped, Not yet... but soon! ~ James

aly22 aly22 - 2006-12-15: 15:23:00
Seems the early verb catches the worm voting wise, eh?

ArosaMike - 2006-12-17: 18:55:00
Woohoo! I made a 100% unique word :D Get in ;)

Carla Carla - 2010-12-11: 06:50:00
Works well as a noun, but as a verb...?

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