Verboticisms

Created by: MTwain

Pronunciation: Glue Con Some Mate

Sentence: With the Krispy Kreme "hot donunts" sign on, he was almost forced to pull in, pay for a dozen and gluconsommate.

Etymology: from glucose (sugar) and consume and consummate (as in marriage - pleasure)

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: Glutous maixim ass

Sentence: I couldn't get my glutousmaximass out the door of the donut shop.

Etymology: We are a fat ass society.

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Created by: Shuuichi

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Etymology: Hungary

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Created by: TerranceDC

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Sentence: That cheesecake was so good it made me oralgasm with every bite!

Etymology: Oral + Orgasm = Oralgasm

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Created by: Xenonym

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Created by: zagovorich

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Created by: Tukkertje

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Sentence: He eats so many donuts, he's completely donucted.

Etymology: Donu(t)(addi)cted

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Created by: camel

Pronunciation: Sugar-asm

Sentence: The mere thought of peanut-butter monopoly after a round of Crisco twister is enough to make me sugarasm forthwith.

Etymology: Sugar, orgasm

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Created by: Hobart

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Sentence: Fed up with such an untasty world and too weak to cut himself, Tom commited sucracide by consuming an entire bag of granulated sugar.

Etymology: Sucra- sweet, sugary cide-dealing with death or murder

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