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DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.
Verboticisms
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Chumching
Created by: zoltan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was chumching my cotton candy.
Etymology:
Sugluttony
Created by: pdefenestrator
Pronunciation:
Sentence: In the ultimate act of sugluttony, Tom ate 3 dozen crispy cremes in one sitting.
Etymology: Sugar+gluttony
Gorgeasm
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: gorge-as-um
Sentence: Oh my god, that donut just made me gorgeasm all over myself.
Etymology: gorge (as in: to over eat), and orgasm (as in: sexual climax)
Sweeturbate
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait
Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"
Etymology: sweet masturbate
Qandihog
Created by: pinkglamb
Pronunciation: kan-dee-hog
Sentence: My brother ate every piece of chocolate in the house. He is a qandihog.
Etymology: From the Arabic "qandi," meaning crystallized sugar, and Middle English hogge, from Old English hogg
Pastryphile
Created by: jagrubb
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That fat guy is such a pastryphile.
Etymology:
Glucosagasm
Created by: CHELLA
Pronunciation: GLUE-COSE-A-GAZ'M
Sentence: WHEN I SAW THE PILE OF KRISPY KREMES, I HAD MULTIPLE GLUCOSAGASMS!
Etymology: SORRY VADER! I MADE THIS BEFORE I SAW YOURS - GREAT (OR DIRTY) MINDS THINK ALIKE =)
Sucrosensuous
Created by: RaDiCaLedward26
Pronunciation: soo-kro-sen-shoo-us
Sentence:
Etymology:
Jamcramming
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: jam-cram-ming
Sentence: I guess from all those empty donut boxes that you've been jamcramming again
Etymology: jam (sweet sugary substance) cram (to overfeed)
Comments:
wyzowl - 2006-12-15: 01:28:00
Gluttony has made it so. Eating at any time in excess of your body needs is gluttony.
Fleury - 2006-12-15: 02:36:00
Yes, I used 'overindolcevita' for http://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php?jid=kiss already. Sorry, but it just seemed so apt for this one as well.
i spelled my word wrong! how do i change it?
- 2006-12-15: 07:50:00
Hi Loosepeice, We are adding a VSEC (Verboticism Spelling, Editing and Correction) feature this weekend... ~ James
warped - 2006-12-15: 12:51:00
aw, someone already made "Gluephoria"...why can I never think of something original? It always seems like someone beats me to the punch...I guess I should get up earlier. :D
warped - 2006-12-15: 12:53:00
btw, There's no way to change/retract a word, is there?
Hi warped, Not yet... but soon! ~ James
Seems the early verb catches the worm voting wise, eh?
ArosaMike - 2006-12-17: 18:55:00
Woohoo! I made a 100% unique word :D Get in ;)
Works well as a noun, but as a verb...?
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