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DEFINITION: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel "young again". v. To feel young and stupid again.

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Viactra

Top verboticism of the day created by idavecook

Pronunciation: Vie Act Tra

Sentence: Eugene's viactra had gotten so bad, he just asked his granddaughter to the prom.

Etymology: Viagra + Actor

Created by: idavecook.

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Therapeuttics: /ther-a-pew-tix/ Jim felt young again after he started taking the pills. He had endless energy and couldn't sit still. Unfortunately, the side effect was an uncurable nervous tic, where his head twitched manically all day and night. His wife left him and everyone pointed and laughed at him in the streets. But to him the therapeuttics were worth it. They'd all be dead and he'd be living it up in Ibiza. Etymology: therapeutic (helpful healing) + tic (persistent muscular contraction) Created by: CharlieB.

Froliceutical: /froli - su - tik - ul/ Mabel was drawn along on one of Elmer's froliceutical adventures after he popped one of the new pills his doctor prescribed. The craziness lasted well past supper time. Etymology: frolic, pharmaceutical Created by: mweinmann.

Repubertise: /ree-PEW-burr-tyze/ Gerald repubertised on Viagra, regaining the physical competence (and mental incompetence) of a teenager. Etymology: re- (prefix) + puberty (physiological process of sexual maturation) + -ise (suffix) Created by: Discoveria.

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Haha! :) Voted! - Rhyme79, 2012-10-11: 10:18:00

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-18: 01:11:00
Today's definition was inspired by Rob Sawyer's newest novel, Rollback. It is a story about a happily married (60 years!) couple who get "Rollbacks" -- medical procedures which are supposed to turn their 80-year old bodies into 25-year ones. It works for the husband, but unfortunately not for the wife -- which puts a bit a test on their marriage when they start to develop different levels of "need". ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-18: 01:50:00
Purpleartichokes Wins GUST! Read all about it in Verbotoweek: purpleartichokes - The Office Politician.

jadenguy - 2007-06-18: 11:28:00
that was also an episode of the twilight zone. that show was amazing because it was both awesome and taught values!

jermainechambers44 - 2010-01-12: 18:04:00
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