DEFINITION: v., To enthusiastically congratulate a woman on her pending motherhood, only to be told that you are mistaken. n., The dashed expectations and pregnant silence that follows mistaken congratulations.

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Pregnonsee: /preg-non-see/ Jack's biggest gaffe happened when he congratulated his boss's wife on her pregnancy, but it was a pregnonsee. Etymology: pregnancy: to be pregnant + non: not + see Created by: mrskellyscl.

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good one - Nosila, 2010-04-01: 16:34:00

Notivity: /noht iv it eeeeeeee/ The news of her notivity was greeted with surprise and many tears. The tears were due to the escape of all the wind which had caused the rumour in the first place Etymology: nativity eh... not? Created by: galwaywegian.

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maternally yours... - Nosila, 2010-04-01: 16:33:00

Dumbgratulate: /dum-grach-u-late/ While high school reunions tend to be alot of "Oh my God, did you see how bad so and so looks?" Blaire's was even a bit worse than that. Sure she had put on a "couple" of extra pounds since she was voted Hottest Cheerleader," but to be dumbgratulated all night long on her pregnancy was just plain wrong. Etymology: mix of dumb and congratulate. Created by: lumina.

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Dumbfounded...isn't it at what some people say to you! - Nosila, 2008-11-04: 22:17:00

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