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DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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Vanash

Top verboticism of the day created by administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

Created by: administraitor.

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Whiftosis: /wiff TOE sis/ Whaddya think, they just disappear by whiftosis? Etymology: from "whiff," a puff of wind or smoke, or an odor; and "-osis," a process. Created by: ChristopherAndersen.

Incigerate: /inn-sig-err-ate/ Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear. Etymology: incinerate + cig Created by: remistram.

Tobackgo: /toe-bak-go/ As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion. Etymology: tobacco + back + go Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments:

And all these years I thought it was called "evapbuttration". - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 09:32:00

I think you're describing Imodium or Peto Bismol - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:11:00

oops - should be Pepto - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:20:00

Danged silent p - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 14:09:00

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-07-30: 03:22:00
They really decigrated the spot!

Kyoti - 2007-07-30: 14:10:00
Isn't decigrating when you shred ten blocks of cheese at the same time?

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