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DEFINITION: The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs.

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Barryjuice

Top verboticism of the day created by kabloozie

Pronunciation: Bare-e-joos

Sentence: After he failed the drug test, Doug launched into a barryjuice, and claimed his detractors spiked his Gatorade.

Etymology: Barry Bonds + juice (slang for 'roids)

Created by: kabloozie.

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Dopine: /doe-pine/ even though he was guilty he still intended to head out to that press conference and dopine like crazy Etymology: dope, opine, pine Created by: rikboyee.

Comments:

good word - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-27: 14:40:00

Protestosterone: /pro-test-ost-err-own/ Rastus launched into his protestosterone when he first heard the charges against him. Unfortunately he had not rehearsed adequately. Etymology: protest (one's innocence) + testosterone (abnormally high levels being banned in elite sports) Created by: petaj.

Comments:

Thus the subsequent testostermoan. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-27: 09:15:00

and then the testostergroan - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-27: 10:46:00

And the resulting testostergnome. - Kyoti, 2007-07-27: 11:04:00

too true - Dopey is one of the seven dwarfs, so what does the snow in Snow White really refer to - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-27: 12:20:00

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Comments:

Jabberwocky - 2007-07-27: 10:48:00
I'm trying to figure out if it's Andy Warhol or Annie Lennox giving the injection

KristinA - 2007-07-27: 14:11:00
I was thinking Bowie.

ziggy41 - 2007-07-28: 01:34:00
Ellen Degeneres was my first guess.

Kyoti - 2007-07-29: 10:45:00
Anne Heche fools everyone yet again.

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