Verboticisms

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: oz-mohk-sis

Sentence: Thank goodness for osmoksis, otherwise the streets and beaches would be littered with cigarette butts.

Etymology: osmosis, smoke

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Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: wiff TOE sis

Sentence: Whaddya think, they just disappear by whiftosis?

Etymology: from "whiff," a puff of wind or smoke, or an odor; and "-osis," a process.

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: marl-bo-rot

Sentence: Marlborot is a natural process resulting in a painful death after years of hacking coughs, and chest pains. Unfortunately sufferers of Marlborot also commonly experience a lack of oxygen to the brain. This in turn has resulted in a strange group faith that marlborot is actually the natural biodegradation of cigarette butts.

Etymology: Marlboro (brand of ciggies - Yul said "Don't smoke, whatever you do, just don't smoke") + rot (decomposition)

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: toe/bak/go

Sentence: As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion.

Etymology: tobacco + back + go

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COMMENTS:

And all these years I thought it was called "evapbuttration". - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 09:32:00

I think you're describing Imodium or Peto Bismol - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:11:00

oops - should be Pepto - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:20:00

Danged silent p - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 14:09:00

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Created by: bigk3452

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Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: oss-MO-kiss

Sentence: The ciggarette butts dissappeared as if through the process of ossmokis.

Etymology: From "Osmosis" and "Smoke"

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Created by: furiousangel85

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: nix-oh-teen

Sentence: he happily dopped his butts on the ground because he knew that thanks to nixotine, it would disappear

Etymology: nicotine, nix

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COMMENTS:

darn silent r - petaj, 2007-07-31: 06:32:00

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: inn-sig-err-ate

Sentence: Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear.

Etymology: incinerate + cig

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Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

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