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'Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!'

DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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Vanash

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

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Butbuttgo

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: but-butt-go

Sentence: Butbuttgo is a myth that can easily be disproven with a shovel outside any non-smoking restaurant's front door.

Etymology: "But, the butt (somehow) goes (away)."

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Incigerate

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: inn-sig-err-ate

Sentence: Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear.

Etymology: incinerate + cig

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Migicbiodegardeable

Created by: bigk3452

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Dicigtegration

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: dihs-sihg-tuh-GRAY-shuhn

Sentence: Alex's attempt at a romantic picnic failed miserably, as his idea of spreading out a picnic blanket collided with the beliefs in dicigtegration of previous picnickers.

Etymology: disintegration + cigarette

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COMMENTS:

petaj Hmm- sorry a little boxlexia. See my comment on the main page. - petaj, 2007-07-30: 03:25:00

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Tobackgo

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: toe/bak/go

Sentence: As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion.

Etymology: tobacco + back + go

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COMMENTS:

And all these years I thought it was called "evapbuttration". - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 09:32:00

I think you're describing Imodium or Peto Bismol - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:11:00

oops - should be Pepto - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:20:00

Danged silent p - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 14:09:00

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Stickflicking

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Stik-flik-king

Sentence: Bobby and his buddies had a great time fishing at the lake, but when they got home, they discovered every fish they caught contained several cigarette butts, which made them yet again victims of inconsiderate stickflicking.

Etymology: Stick (cigarette) + flicking (launching a burning cigarette nub from an open car window, boat deck, observation tower, etc...)

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COMMENTS:

now I understand my aversion to smoked salmon - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 11:20:00

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Ossmokis

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: oss-MO-kiss

Sentence: The ciggarette butts dissappeared as if through the process of ossmokis.

Etymology: From "Osmosis" and "Smoke"

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Biodegrasmoke

Created by: furiousangel85

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Incignito

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: in-SIG-nee-toe

Sentence: Bob believed in reintarnation:tars and toxin had to go somewhere. Whenever he stomped on a fag-end with his shoe, biodegradation seemed to magically occur, or it must have become incignito. He supposed it was some part of the mystery of life's ongoing cycle. Bob felt proud for he was sure that he was taking cignificant steps in environmental care.

Etymology: Play on "incognito".

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-07-30: 03:22:00
They really decigrated the spot!

Kyoti - 2007-07-30: 14:10:00
Isn't decigrating when you shred ten blocks of cheese at the same time?