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'Thank goodness these things are biodegradable!'

DEFINITION: A "natural process" which, smokers believe, makes cigarette butts magically disappear.

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Stickflicking

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Stik-flik-king

Sentence: Bobby and his buddies had a great time fishing at the lake, but when they got home, they discovered every fish they caught contained several cigarette butts, which made them yet again victims of inconsiderate stickflicking.

Etymology: Stick (cigarette) + flicking (launching a burning cigarette nub from an open car window, boat deck, observation tower, etc...)

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now I understand my aversion to smoked salmon - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 11:20:00

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Whiftosis

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: wiff TOE sis

Sentence: Whaddya think, they just disappear by whiftosis?

Etymology: from "whiff," a puff of wind or smoke, or an odor; and "-osis," a process.

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Butbuttgo

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: but-butt-go

Sentence: Butbuttgo is a myth that can easily be disproven with a shovel outside any non-smoking restaurant's front door.

Etymology: "But, the butt (somehow) goes (away)."

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Draggone

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: drag/gone

Sentence: One of the marvels of modern science is the development of the draggone, a cigarette that disappears as soon as the butt is dropped.

Etymology: drag + gone

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Incigerate

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: inn-sig-err-ate

Sentence: Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear.

Etymology: incinerate + cig

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Biodegrasmoke

Created by: furiousangel85

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Tobackgo

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: toe/bak/go

Sentence: As long as you smoke cigarettes made of pure tobackgo they will naturally go back into the atmosphere by natural buttbustion.

Etymology: tobacco + back + go

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COMMENTS:

And all these years I thought it was called "evapbuttration". - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 09:32:00

I think you're describing Imodium or Peto Bismol - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:11:00

oops - should be Pepto - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 12:20:00

Danged silent p - Kyoti, 2007-07-30: 14:09:00

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Vanash

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: van-ash

Sentence: John didn't seem to realize that his partner vanashed their apartment every night. He seemed to feel the butt fairy looked after the mess.

Etymology: vanish + ash

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