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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Monoto

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Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation: (moe-no-toe)

Sentence: I monoto with my girlfriend much too often.

Etymology: noun: monotoism: a big fight over nothing, that is really about money.

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Begbegbeg

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: beg beg beg

Sentence: Stop begbegbegging me!

Etymology: beg all the time

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Scrimplode

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: scrim-plode

Sentence: despite sticking to a tight budget, they still couldn't pay the phone bill... she knew tonight they may well scrimplode

Etymology: scrimp, implode

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Currencument

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: "cur-ren-cu-ment"

Sentence: This is the most igmorent currencument we've ever had.

Etymology: To have an argument over money (currency).

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Altercashion

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: awl-ter-kash-shuhn

Sentence: Whenever Tony is feeling down he likes to buy himself something, usually something stupid or unnecessary. Last week's purchase of a batmobile replica brought on the expected altercashion with his wife. It's not that they didn't need a car, to her, it was a concern that she had no space to bring home the groceries.

Etymology: altercation (a heated or angry dispute; noisy argument or controversy) + cash (money in the form of coins or banknotes, especially that issued by a government)

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Quarreloot

Created by: Carole

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Sentence: The bickering between Harry and Maud, was fast aproaching a major quarreloot.

Etymology: quarrel/argue. loot/cash, money.

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Coinflict

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: koyn flikt

Sentence: Every argument that Stan and Betty had was a coinflict over finances, or lack of them. Stan thought that money grew on trees and Betty was the tree surgeon.

Etymology: Coin (metal piece used as money) & Conflict (an open lash between two opposing sides)

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Smuckight

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After the smuckfight we didn't talk for days - neither of us knew what to apologize for.

Etymology: smuck -for Smuckers from the Dane Cook bit and ight from fight

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Fiscalcuffs

Created by: Madamemojo

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Cashscrapped

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: kash-scrap-ed

Sentence: Anita cashscrapped with her husband at the mall. It wasnt because he hated the dress, he just hated the price.

Etymology: Cash (as in money) + scrap (as in to fight). Also from the phrase cash-strapped (to have little money)

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