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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Prealtavistupied

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: pre*altah*vistu*pied

Sentence: When he finally gets away from the computer Paul is so prealtavitupied he does the dumbest things. He once put butter on the wrong side of his toast.

Etymology: From the word preoccupied - meaning to be unaware and the name altavista, a once popular search engine.

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Butter on the wrong side of the toast? Man! He must of been totally confused... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 10:36:00

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Absentfindedness

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ab-sent-fine-did-ness

Sentence: Tristram's absentfindedness was steadily getting worse...he couldn't even find the note he'd written that told him where he'd left his glasses.

Etymology: absent + find (and echo of absent-minded)

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Pocketmaze

Created by: troutmask

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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- troutmask, 2007-01-06: 20:45:00

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Socknology

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: sock nowl edgy

Sentence: brian just could not get his head around socknology, it completely alluded him.

Etymology: from socks and technology

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Needwebation

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The computer had become a closer companion to Ned than his wife was, his needwebation was acute.

Etymology:

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Imfeelingdependant

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Ayem-fee-ling-dee-pen-dant.

Sentence: He's totally "feeling dependant" while looking for a Baby Blues book amongst his shelves.

Etymology: The "I'm Feeling Lucky" google search.

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Chercheholism

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Yahopless

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: ya-hoh-ples

Sentence: My brother can find the history of Prague online, but he can't keep track of his own keys. He's seriously yahopeless.

Etymology: From the word 'Yahoo' and 'Hopeless'

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Beingaman

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: bee-ing-a-man

Sentence: Of course, this ineptitude could quite easily be credited to beingaman

Etymology: Obvious, surely?

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Hyporderia

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"hI-pOr-'dir-E-&/

Sentence: Hypoderia is a serious condition affecting millions of procrastinators and idealists worldwide, but it often overshadows the equally troubling condition of hyperoderia, affecting overworked file clerks and often accompanying OCD.

Etymology: From hypo- + order

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