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DEFINITION: v., To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n., A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives.
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Fearox
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: feer rox
Sentence: Xena,the Printses Warrior, lived in eternal fearox that all her electronic files would be wiped out, so she printed out copies of everything that came through her computer. She requested a bigger office but was miffed when her boss refused. Xena's argument that she needed more storage space for her print-outs fell on deaf ears. Her boss cited paper costs and space shortage as reasons to reduce her paper files. Her viewpoint was further proven when a fire started in the piles of paper Xena had stored behind her desk. Thanks to her, now none of them has any records, or jobs either!
Etymology: Fear (paranoia;afraid) & Xerox (duplicator that copies graphic matter by the action of light on an electrically charged photoconductive insulating surface in which the latent image is developed with a resinous powder)
Lexmarksalot
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: Lex-marx-uh-lot
Sentence: Mildred made so many copies she burned out three new office printers in a month and was given the nickname "Lexmarksalot".
Etymology: Lexmark printers, = marks-a-lot pens
Duplomat
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: dupe/low/mat
Sentence: She was the office duplomat with a duploma in duplicating.
Etymology: diplomat + duplicate
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COMMENTS:
Nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-07: 16:30:00
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Rughaper
Created by: WriteBrighton
Pronunciation: Rug-hay-pur
Sentence: The office rughaper would be arrested for raping trees without consent or consideration if Mother Nature was in charge of the law.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
2nd Choice: KINKBLOTCH - WriteBrighton, 2018-03-04: 14:38:00
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Compulsaprintia
Created by: thebaron
Pronunciation: com-pul-sa-prin-tia
Sentence: It had some years now since Erin had suffered from compulsaprintia, as her bulging file cabinets proved.
Etymology: compulsa (compulsive) (print)
Reamlove
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: reem-luv
Sentence: Every night I hope and pray a reamlover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms and know the magic of her charms 'cause I don't want (want) a file (a fiel) to fall (to fall) apart (apart) I want a reamlover so all my correspondence is truly secure in a filing cabinet
Etymology: ream (pack of paper) + love + dreamlover
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COMMENTS:
with credit to the misfits - petaj, 2007-11-07: 02:33:00
Love it. Whose been channelling Bobby Darin!? - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-07: 04:58:00
Ancient Egyptians referred to it as papylust. Thanks for ousting Reamweaver from my skull. - purpleartichokes, 2007-11-07: 12:03:00
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Papyrulimia
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: puh/pahy/ruhlim/ee/uh
Sentence: With unlimited reams of corporate paper, Jenny slowly descended the long, lonely path of papyrulimia where she continuously feed the photocopy machine as much paper as it could swallow and with great satisfaction watched it spew out copy after copy after copy.
Etymology: PAPYRULIMIA - noun - from PAPYRUS (paper) + BULIMIA (an eating disorder characterized by frequent episodes of grossly excessive food intake followed by self-induced vomiting)
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COMMENTS:
good, but icky! - Nosila, 2010-03-04: 18:10:00
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Diskepticism
Created by: milorush
Pronunciation: (n.) dĭs-kěp'tĭ-sĭz'əm, dĭsk-ěp'tĭk;
Sentence: Dr. Tanner's diskepticism has led the members of the office staff to dub him Dr. Xerox.
Etymology: [hard drive] di[sk] + skepticism
Papyrulimia
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: puh/pahy/ruhlim/ee/uh
Sentence: With unlimited reams of corporate paper, Jenny slowly descended the long, lonely path of papyrulimia where she continuously feed the photocopy machine as much paper as it could swallow and with great satisfaction watched it spew out copy after copy after copy.
Etymology: PAPYRULIMIA - noun - from PAPYRUS (paper) + BULIMIA (an eating disorder characterized by frequent episodes of grossly excessive food intake followed by self-induced vomiting)
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COMMENTS:
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-06: 10:19:00
Thanks for the mental picture. I can't look at a printer the same way again...
Good one. - zxvasdf, 2008-10-06: 13:48:00
Good one! - TJayzz, 2008-10-06: 16:56:00
Terrific blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-10-07: 04:49:00
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Printaphile
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Prin-ta-file
Sentence: When Susan got a visit from the head of the 'Save the trees campaign', she realised she had become a compulsive printaphile. She promised that she would get help for her addiction and vowed she would try to keep her fondness for printing out all her personal files to a bare minimum in the future.
Etymology: Print(produce a paper copy,(information stored on a computer) + Phile(combining form denoting a person having a fondness for or tendency towards a specific thing) ORIGIN Greek 'loving' = Printaphile. See also File(a collection of data stored on a computer)
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COMMENTS:
great sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-06: 10:26:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James'
remistram - 2007-11-07: 09:09:00
I worked with someone like this!
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James
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