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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one's hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice.
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Peaphoria
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pee/fawr/ee/uh
Sentence: Wiggling her hand around deep in the barrel of split peas and closing her eyes was a sensation that shifted her mind into the ultimate state of peaphoria.
Etymology: PEAPHORIA - noun - from PEA (the round, edible seed of the pisum sativum, of the legume family) + EUPHORIA (a feeling of great happiness and well-being)
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COMMENTS:
LOVE those legumes. Isn't peaphoria the capitol of illinoise? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:10:00
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Leguminous
Created by: daisy
Pronunciation: leg-u-min-us
Sentence: The feeling of barely between my toes is leguminous
Etymology:
Peasureseizure
Created by: Rhyme79
Pronunciation: peez-yer-seez-yer
Sentence: I had the most amazing peasureseizure at the health food place the other day. It was so good, I fainted and the checkout girl called an ambulance.
Etymology: A play on pleasure, minus the 'l'. Added seizure for some rhyming goodness.
Organicgasm
Created by: jimmmm
Pronunciation: or-GAN-ic-gasm
Sentence: While fondling the purple-podded beans (NOTE: see http://www.pccnaturalmarkets.com/health/3603008/ ), Sara experienced an intense organicgasm.
Etymology: organic + orgasm
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COMMENTS:
I bet it was apodalyptical - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 15:54:00
Organic marital aides? Who'da thunk ! - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:17:00
Can this be marketed? - Mustang, 2008-08-11: 19:42:00
Thanks for the link, Jimmmmmm - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 22:18:00
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Legumexhilaration
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: leh - goom - egz - ill - uhr - ay - shun
Sentence: Marilu had a weird fascination with peas, beans, other legumes and rice and when she would get near the displays in the stores she couldnt resist indulging in legumexhiliration, running her hands thru the veggies, eyes closed, swaying to and fro, humming and clearly in some other realm.
Etymology: Blend of legume and exhilaration.
Beamdip
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: beem - dip
Sentence: Not since the rice on ailse 3 had Mary felt such elation, she hoped there was but one more beamdip opportunity between her and the checkout counter.
Etymology: Beam (express happiness) - Dip (sounds like bean dip...hmmm)
Puregasm
Created by: loribethinbaltimore
Pronunciation: [pyour-gaz-um]
Sentence: "My this is puregasmic!!"
Etymology: purely + orgasmic imp. handsticking into a barrell of something or other that feels just puckity ducking fantastic plus you're just going to cook it anyway unless you dig raw rice or something
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COMMENTS:
...and pour it through a "parental filter" ? - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:22:00
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Tinytactilation
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: TIE-nee-TACKT-eel-ay shun
Sentence: Alison had never been to a whole-food warehouse, so Edmond found one and took her there. After ordering a drum of soy milk with gag-supressant, Edmond turned around and was taken aback at the sight of Alison standing betwixt two barrels with a look of orgiastic delight on her face. She had fallen victim to the phenomena known in the health-food industry as TINYTACTILATION ! Mesmerized by the sight of so many tiny wholesome nuggets of nutrition, Alison had plunged her left hand into the hogshead full of legumes, and her right hand into the split peas. Alison's TINYTACTILATION was bringing her close to that look of ecstasy Edmond had witnessed only the night before. Fearing he would have to purchase both barrels, Edmond grabbed her gently by the arms and guided Alison slowly outside to the car. Later he came back, had the two barrels delivered to his apartment, and they achieved a state of bliss unknown in the pallid world of pre-processed foods. They lived hapticly ever after.
Etymology: TINY+TACTILe+elATION....TINY:smaller than a grape___TACTILE:pertaining to the sense of touch;Tactile: French or Latin; French, from Latin tactilis, from tangere to touch___ELATION: the quality or state of being elated 2 : pathological euphoria
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COMMENTS:
http://kartoo.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:01:00
Kartoo shows you what any website is linked to. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:02:00
wonderful sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-08-11: 19:39:00
Somehow, I can relate to the heroine... - Nosila, 2008-08-11: 20:05:00
Do you like magic? I thought so:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail198.html - metrohumanx, 2008-08-12: 19:33:00
Looks a bit strange; sounds nice and well blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-14: 05:15:00
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Paradrice
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: pare/a/drice
Sentence: Slipping off to the market near work and dipping her fingers into the cool vat of silky rice was nothing short of paradrice.
Etymology: paradise + rice
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COMMENTS:
...until they caught her. - metrohumanx, 2008-08-11: 17:19:00
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Podifeelya
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: pod-i-feel-ya
Sentence: One of the oddest of behavioral disorders, podifeelya, is becoming more and more of a problem for grocers. Podifeels have the urge or fantasy to fondle legumes and may actually go up to unwatched barrels of the little veggies and thrust their hands in to experience a "rush" or release of tension. Grocery employees who witness this activity should confront the podifeel and demand that they pay for the entire barrel since this is unsanitary and really disgusting. (This unusual behavior should not be confused with arthritipods -- old Hippies, Deadheads and Tree huggers who will microwave bags of organic rice or beans for arthritis relief rather than use unholistic medicines.)
Etymology: (wordplay on podophilia - foot fetish, one of the paraphilia disorders in which a person has fantasies and attractions to non-sexual parts of the body such as feet or legs) pod: "leg"ume such as peas, beans, etc. + I + feel + ya (you)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella! ~ James
The Stevenson0 gets this week's Verbotomy Cup and goes actstatic! Read about it in Verbotoweek.
ErWenn - 2007-05-28: 00:56:00
Rice is a legume?
rikboyee - 2007-05-28: 01:00:00
it has bean for a while now
If there is no pulse after a nitrogen fix, check for dry pellets or signs of pea.
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 04:55:00
Too funny. Peas keep it up. Apparently rice is of the family Poaceae, and legumes Fabaceae. They share the same division, Magnoliopsida, but not the same class or order, so they're not very closely related as far as I can tell. But my thumb isn't so green, either.
Thank you for the question and clarifications. I apologize for my loose conjugglation. I was merely trying to plant a seed (or even provide a barrelful of seeds) that would allow our verbotomists to leguritate in a little verbal lentitillation, and perhaps climax with a grammatical tactileguminosaeity. To encourage this kind of wild inpulsation, perhaps we should change the definition to read "... a barrelful of rice, legumes, seeds, candies, or any other dry pellet-shaped objects." ~ James
Clayton - 2007-05-28: 18:03:00
Why stop there? Let's include moist things, too, like baked beans, caviar, and goose liver.
scrabbelicious - 2008-08-11: 07:55:00
I'm so gleed, that's it!
Today's definition was suggested by duchessella. Thank you duchessella. ~ James