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DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.
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Vanitoil
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: van-i-toyull
Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.
Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")
Narcissickness
Created by: lauramy
Pronunciation: nahr-sih-sik-nis
Sentence: She had photos of her face from every possible angle but her narcissickness kept her from having a normal life.
Etymology: Narcissistic + sickness
Photolify
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: photo l e fy
Sentence: I photolify myself in the privacy of my bathroom.
Etymology: photo + life
Whosthefairesting
Created by: Psychicsi
Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing
Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.
Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Vainograph
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: vayn-oh-graf
Sentence: When you make a myspace or facebook you put up your vainograph if you are any self-respecting emo kid.
Etymology: vain+photograph
Selflick
Created by: Benperson
Pronunciation: sell' flik
Sentence: Mary enjoys selflicking for her MySpace.
Etymology:
Vanitography
Created by: ce0brb
Pronunciation: Van-o-tog-raphy
Sentence: Linda Loveherself was an avid vanotographer. She didn't really use her camera for anything else.
Etymology: Vanity & Photography
Admiritis
Created by: Flamechick911
Pronunciation: Ad-mir-itis
Sentence: I think I'm cursed with admiritis,everytime I get a camera in my hands I have to be by myself.
Etymology: itis-usually the meaning of the word it's at the end of is some kind of illness.
Photowank
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: photo wank
Sentence: frank could not resist having a photowank in the hotel bathroom.
Etymology: well, thats a bit obvious really.
Comments:
bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:41:00
bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:42:00
admirroration
oohh I like admirroration.