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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Eisoptrophotomania

Created by: omista

Pronunciation: I-sop-TRO-FO-to-MA-NE-a

Sentence: Her eisotropophotomania was getting so bad it was turning into agoraphobia.

Etymology: eisoptro- mirror, photo + mania

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Stareograph

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Stair - eee - oh - graff

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Etymology: Stare (prolonged observence) + Stereo (double) + graph (picture)

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Egotograph

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: e-go-to-graph

Sentence: Often times I have caught him in the bathroom taking egotographs of himself while he was in the shower.

Etymology: ego+photograph

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Imegin

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: Im-a-jen

Sentence: Cheryl was caught once again, imegining herself in the change room.

Etymology: I (myself) + me (myself) + imaging (creating images). With help from imagining (visualising) and mega (prefix used for describing pixels and bytes using in digital imaging)

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Paparazzegoing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: paw-pa-rot-see-go-ing

Sentence: When paparazzegoing your picture to post online, be sure to check the background for tell-tale signs of toilet paper and other bathroom products.

Etymology: paparrazi, ego

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