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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Nonamail

Created by: cococo

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Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Incognique

Heather

Created by: Heather

Pronunciation: In-COG-nih-kay

Sentence: Sandra listened with growing excitement to the voice-mail response to her singles ad - until she reached the end and realised the caller had left an incognique.

Etymology: Incognito + Communiqué (I couldn't keep the accent on the e, though.)

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

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