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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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Noisemail

Created by: jpmikkers

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Etymology: noisemail rhymes with voicemail

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Anonypistle

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ah-NON-ee-piss-tuhl

Sentence: "Hey, just calling to check in. Call me on my cell when you get this! Bye!" Katherine listened to the message left on her phone, trying in vain to recognize the voice. Who had left this anonypistle?

Etymology: Anon: From 'anonymous' (sorry, horrible spelling) Pistle: 'piss' as in 'pissed off', since these messages irk many, and pistle comes from 'epistle', meaning message.

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Unrememessage

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: Un-ree-mehm-mehs-ehge

Sentence: Who is that? This is a total unrememessage.

Etymology: A combination of unrememberable and message.

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Confussage

Created by: frankenstien

Pronunciation: CONF-you-sag

Sentence: Ack! Another confussage! What part of NAME and NUMBER do they not understand?!

Etymology: Confused + Message.

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Boyfriend

Created by: 54321

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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