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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonymail

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Enigmissive

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: eh-NIG-miss-ive

Sentence: There was no way to discern who had left the enigmissive on Sarah's voicemail

Etymology: enigma + missive

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

Etymology:

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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