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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Mystage

Created by: CapeCodBob

Pronunciation: mist (as in MYSTery) ahj (as in messAGE)

Sentence: WTF, I just got another mystage marked "urgent."

Etymology: Mystery and message

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Quessage

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Kwes-adge

Sentence: I received a quessage from one of the consultant surgeons regarding an urgent USS doppler study. They didn't leave the patient's details, or even their own!

Etymology: 'Question' - noun, a sentence implying the need for a response 'Message' - noun, relay of information

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Fram

Created by: shifty

Pronunciation: Fur am

Sentence: Brian always send me fram, but his voice is so common I can never tell it's him!

Etymology: Friend Spam = fram

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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