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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Cluelessage

Created by: duefiori

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Whothuh

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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Enigmessage

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: ee-NIG-mes-ij

Sentence: If you ever receive an enigmessage, just delete and forget.

Etymology: E-the letter for all things electronic + enigma-a mystery + message-ancient greek for a letter or to rub someone else's neck.

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COMMENTS:

MrDave2176 I also came up with this but you got there first. - MrDave2176, 2007-08-30: 17:25:00

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

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Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

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Phonigma

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: foh-nig-mah

Sentence: Those 5 little words - "It's me. Call me back." presented Jessie with yet another phonigma

Etymology: phone, enigma

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