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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Anonymail

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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Enigmissive

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: eh-NIG-miss-ive

Sentence: There was no way to discern who had left the enigmissive on Sarah's voicemail

Etymology: enigma + missive

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Anonypistle

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ah-NON-ee-piss-tuhl

Sentence: "Hey, just calling to check in. Call me on my cell when you get this! Bye!" Katherine listened to the message left on her phone, trying in vain to recognize the voice. Who had left this anonypistle?

Etymology: Anon: From 'anonymous' (sorry, horrible spelling) Pistle: 'piss' as in 'pissed off', since these messages irk many, and pistle comes from 'epistle', meaning message.

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