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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Unknail

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: un-nail

Sentence: I received an unknail this morning and I have no clue who sent it.

Etymology: unknown and mail

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Quessage

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Kwes-adge

Sentence: I received a quessage from one of the consultant surgeons regarding an urgent USS doppler study. They didn't leave the patient's details, or even their own!

Etymology: 'Question' - noun, a sentence implying the need for a response 'Message' - noun, relay of information

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Nonamail

Created by: cococo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

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Enigmissive

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: eh-NIG-miss-ive

Sentence: There was no way to discern who had left the enigmissive on Sarah's voicemail

Etymology: enigma + missive

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Noisemail

Created by: jpmikkers

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: noisemail rhymes with voicemail

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Fauxcall

Created by: Lefty

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COMMENTS:

Hmm, I was tempted to vote for this one, but it's looking a bit... empty. Are you planning on filling out the details? - Heather, 2007-08-30: 18:00:00