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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Unrememessage

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: Un-ree-mehm-mehs-ehge

Sentence: Who is that? This is a total unrememessage.

Etymology: A combination of unrememberable and message.

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Noisemail

Created by: jpmikkers

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Etymology: noisemail rhymes with voicemail

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

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Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

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Anonymail

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Guessage

Created by: faithlessphil

Pronunciation: geh-sej

Sentence: Jim was so egotistical that he always assumed that his friends would recognize his voice, so he would always just leave guessages. Jim's friends don't really like him.

Etymology: Guess (because you have to guess) + sage from "Message"

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COMMENTS:

Nice combination of words - Poeiden, 2007-08-30: 07:22:00

joelb you beat me to it! >:) - joelb, 2007-08-30: 20:50:00

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

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