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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Phonigma

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: foh-nig-mah

Sentence: Those 5 little words - "It's me. Call me back." presented Jessie with yet another phonigma

Etymology: phone, enigma

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Cluelessage

Created by: duefiori

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Dohdialing

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: dough-dial-ing

Sentence: I checked my messages but it was some doofus dohdialing me.

Etymology: Doh, an exclamation of ignorant regret from Homer of the Simpsons.

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

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Incognicall

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: in-kog-nee-kawl

Sentence: She realised she incognicalled herself yesterday at work to remind herself to pick up her calls at home.

Etymology: incognito + call

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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