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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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Nonamail

Created by: cococo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

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Phonodumbus

Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: fono-dumb-is

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Incallnito

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh

Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.

Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

Etymology:

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Dohdialing

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: dough-dial-ing

Sentence: I checked my messages but it was some doofus dohdialing me.

Etymology: Doh, an exclamation of ignorant regret from Homer of the Simpsons.

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Missage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age

Sentence: She is totally frustrated and confused when some one leaves a missage on her voice mail. The missage of course has no name, or number. To help her overcome her frustration she'll leave a missage, or two on a random friend's voice mail.

Etymology: missed message

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Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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