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DEFINITION: n. A message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller. v. To leave a message without identifying yourself.
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Telememorondumb
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: tele-mem-mOr-on-dum
Sentence: David listens to his telememorondumb messages, trying to use voice recognition to guess the ID of the callers leaving no information.
Etymology: telephone/memorandum,as in message/moron/dumb
Uselessage
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: use + less + edge
Sentence: Oh great, somebody left me another uselessage. When will they learn? WHEN?
Etymology: usless + message
Mumblast
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: mum/blast
Sentence: .... another mumblast - it must be from the psychic hotline again
Etymology: mum (silent)+ bombast (talk) + blast (scream)
Anonymail
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: An-non-nee-male
Sentence: Jill got so many anonymails that she eventually learnt to identify her friends by the length of their pausing between words.
Etymology: Anonymous + mail
Messyage
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: mess e age
Sentence: Karen was always receiving messyages from her friends, including her best friend who sounded just like her mum. So all in all it got very confusing.
Etymology: from messy and message.
Nofovoi
Created by: deannewby
Pronunciation: No-Fo-Voy
Sentence: I got another one of those stupid Nofovoi messages!
Etymology: A combination of: 'No' for 'lack of', 'fo' the second half of the word info, 'voi' part of the word voice.
Poltervoice
Created by: ShaggE
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "How do people expect me to call them back when all they leave is a poltervoice?"
Etymology: Poltergeist+ Voice
Lessage
Created by: emd2k3
Pronunciation: Less-age
Sentence: He left me no name or number, it's a total lessage.
Etymology: Message, Less
Stealthexting
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: stelth-EXT-ing
Sentence: Veronica got great joy and even prided herself on her stealthexting technique, wherein she could always manage to leave messages she knew would be unwelcome but that also left no indentifying trail.
Etymology: Blend of the words 'stealth' and 'texting'
Phantomessage
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: fan-tum-ess-uj
Sentence: The voice mail message was some woman with a squeaky voice who urged me to call her back ASAP, as if I could. Another phantomessage!
Etymology: Phanto: From phantom. -- Message: what we call our voice mails.
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by erasmus.
Thank you erasmus! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by erasmus. Thank you erasmus. ~ James
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