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DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.
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Consumerate
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: con-syoo-mer-8
Sentence: Although Gerard and Bernadette had never had sex, they had consumerated their union by having a spending spree on their honeymoon.
Etymology: consumate + consumer
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COMMENTS:
simple but very good - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-05: 15:50:00
Excellent...very funny! - Mustang, 2008-06-05: 18:37:00
Hope they don't start shopping around?? good word and funny. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:40:00
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Consumorgasm
Created by: green
Pronunciation: consume orgasm
Sentence: Stacey stroked the Gucci bag lovingly. As she reached for her credit card she experienced an intense consumorgasm that left her panting for more. She was only held back from achieving multiple consumorgasms when her credit maxed out. Alas, she could not purchase any more Gucci purses.
Etymology: consumer orgasm
Mallcontent
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: mall con tent
Sentence: When Cyrus found himself feeling the everydayness of marriage, he would head out for a day of retail therapy to become a true mallcontent.
Etymology: Mall (shopping Mecca) & Content (Happy) & WorPlay on Malcontent (a person who is discontented)
Consummaterialism
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: con summ mayt eereeal izm
Sentence: Jill had not realized after she married Bill, his libido would droop so much. Turns out that he got more excited walking into a DIY Store and buying bigger and better tools. He was more interested in servicing his machinery than her. She decided the only way she could combat his consummaterialism and get his attention, would be to wear a nightie made exclusively from Home Depot flyers! You can do it, but they can help...
Etymology: Consummate (a.To complete (a marriage) with the first act of sexual intercourse after the ceremony. b.To fulfill (a sexual desire or attraction) especially by intercourse) & Consume (spend extravagantly) & Materialism (a desire for wealth and material possessions with little interest in ethical or spiritual matters)
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COMMENTS:
Excellent! Really funny! - splendiction, 2009-07-23: 10:13:00
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Shopxual
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: shop-xu-al
Sentence: Since married life had gotten to where Smark had zero passion from his wife, Que-Veecee...he figured if he was more shopxual eventually she may want to touch him again.
Etymology: Shop-To go from store to store in search of merchandise or bargains. Xual-taken in part from the work sexual.
Shopanofrolic
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Shopp-an-o-frolik
Sentence: Having been married for several years, Carol's sex life was virtually non - existent, She turned into a shopanofrolic to compensate. She would buy expensive items on her credit cards then got a headache when the statement came in, so it had the same effect in the end anyway!!
Etymology: Shop (to purchase items) + Frolic (to behave in a 'playful' manner) = Shopanofrolic
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COMMENTS:
funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-05: 15:52:00
very entertaining sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:48:00
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Weddedbling
Created by: scrabbelicious
Pronunciation: |wɛdɛdblɪŋ|
Sentence: The absence of satisfactory relations lead Mary to develop a mild to severe case of weddedbling.
Etymology: A divorcing of wedded bliss and subsequent uniting of wedded bling. Wedded: A legal agreement between couples to ignore each other. Bling: Items of consumer fancy, usually tacky/second rate/imitation in origin.
Buysexual
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bīsekshoōəl
Sentence: Now that they are married Jason's wife seems quite a bit less interested in intimate time. This is how Jason discovered that he is a buysexual. The only thing overheated in this relationship is their credit account.
Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals)
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COMMENTS:
The LGBT society just got bigger - scrabbelicious, 2012-01-09: 11:43:00
The LGBT society just got bigger - scrabbelicious, 2012-01-09: 11:44:00
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Sexstitute
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: sex/sti/toot
Sentence: When Joe and Jenny were having an extended fight and not talking to each other, Joe would sexstitute with the purchase of many big ticket items.
Etymology: SEXSTITUTE - verb - from SEX + SUBSTITUTE
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COMMENTS:
Excellent! - Mustang, 2008-06-05: 18:36:00
good one - Nosila, 2008-06-05: 19:35:00
good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-05: 23:47:00
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Comments:
Today's definition is inspired by the scene in Sex and the City where a sex-starved Samantha fills her Mercedes with boxes from Gucci ~ James
- 2008-06-05: 15:25:00
Ahaha - I just read this after I created my word...seems like we're both on the same thought track!!!!
- 2008-06-05: 17:30:00
Yes -- is it genetic?? Great word!