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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Verboticisms
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Diflirticate
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate
Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.
Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.
Flance
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: flants
Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.
Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance
Leerbait
Created by: Pipeski
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)
Distractiview
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view
Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.
Etymology: distract+view
Optorelocation
Created by: externalmusic
Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun
Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!
Etymology:
Cameleize
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: its just wrong...
Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.
Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time
Lookothere
Created by: timmy
Pronunciation: Look o there
Sentence: Lookothere now!
Etymology:
Scrutigaze
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays
Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.
Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around
Eyesterbation
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"
Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.
Etymology: if i have to explain it...
