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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Misgazer

Created by: lokiago

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Alterexibition

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: alter exibition

Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?

Etymology: alternative + exibition

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Poutificate

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetically

Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?

Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Eyeswerve

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/swurv

Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.

Etymology: eye + swerve

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Diflirticate

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate

Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.

Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.

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Lookahire

Created by: eduyayo

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Eyevert

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'I-v&rt/

Sentence: The picture printed on the crotch of his skin-tight pants was clearly just an eyeversion.

Etymology: from eye + divert

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COMMENTS:

ubgrud LOL. Very good. - ubgrud, 2006-12-29: 14:08:00

Thanks. - ErWenn, 2007-01-11: 20:18:00

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Glancedancing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: glance dancing

Sentence: At the company picnic, Jane got guys to go glancedancing at her butt by bending over and pointing out weeds in the lawn.

Etymology: glance, dance

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