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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Fauxfocalism

Created by: ladledarling

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Focalredirection

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction

Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.

Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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Sublimisinterpret

Created by: paperpieces

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Ducoexhibeo

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: duke-oh-ex-hib-eeooo

Sentence: She leaned over the table, pointing at a menu item. Clearly a ducoexhibeo. Clever girl.

Etymology: From latin: duco: to charm, influence, mislead, draw in. exhibeo: show or demonstrate

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Plexiview

Created by: ancientSept

Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo

Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.

Etymology: PLexiglas and view!

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Difostentate

Created by: grammatically

Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate

Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.

Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS

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Stratexhibit

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.

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Soliciview

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view

Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.

Etymology: solitic + view

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