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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Anulltery

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: uh-null-tur-ee

Sentence: Although she knew it was over for good between them, Bob looked so hot in that purple spandex thong that Sue could not stop herself from committing anulltery.

Etymology: anull, adultery

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Congrats purpleartichokes - 5 consecutive great words this week - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-16: 10:31:00

I just have to add my vote here - great words all week!! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 12:07:00

Thanks Jabberwocky. Being snowed in for 2 days certainly helped. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 12:21:00

Thank you w... !! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 20:40:00

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Exaction

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: Ex-action

Sentence: Looks like he'll be getting a little ex action with his old girlfriend.

Etymology: ex: ex-girfriend/boyfriend, action: well, duh.

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Exsexsorry

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: ex-sex-sorry

Sentence: To Karen, Bob was just an exsexsorry, something that amused her for a while then forgotten until the next time she felt like using him. Sure, she felt guilty, but only a little because he kept coming back for more.

Etymology: wordplay on accessory

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exsexellent word - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:09:00

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Exsex

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: ECKS-seks

Sentence: "I had the best exsex with Mona last night," Travis beamed. "I shoulda divorced her YEARS ago!"

Etymology: ex + sex

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Condomnundrum

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: con/dum/nun/drum

Sentence: To .... or not to .... that is the condomnundrum

Etymology: condom + conundrum

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Posance

Created by: Ahmad

Pronunciation: po-zaens

Sentence: Though Shahida and Aamir had broken, still kissing each other. but all know it was just a posance to make siara jealous and nothing.

Etymology: Pose = to show or act something which is not true. Romance= related to love

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Extingwish

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: ex/ting/wish

Sentence: Bob had an extingwish where he would relive his 'ting' with his ex.

Etymology: ex + ting + wish + extinguish

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Exootycall

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: Ex-oot-e-call

Sentence: Time for an exootycall with Meghan.

Etymology: Ex+(b)ooty call

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Seperentuality

Created by: cellardweller

Pronunciation: sep-er-ent-YOU-al-it-ty

Sentence: Their relationship was charged with seperentuality.

Etymology: Seperate + Sensuality

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Exchecker

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ex/chek/ur

Sentence: Dan was never satisfied that his current relationship was as good as the last so he became an avid exchecker. He refers to himself as Chancellor of the Exchecker.

Etymology: ex + check+ exchequer

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COMMENTS:

check, mate! - Nosila, 2011-02-11: 15:15:00

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)