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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Exsex

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: ECKS-seks

Sentence: "I had the best exsex with Mona last night," Travis beamed. "I shoulda divorced her YEARS ago!"

Etymology: ex + sex

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Retrobound

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈɹɛtɹoˌbaʊnd/

Sentence: GILMORE GIRLS SPOILER: As expected, Lorelai's fling with Chris turned out just to be a retrobound.

Etymology: From retro- + bound, as in "rebound"

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COMMENTS:

I switched to IPA for pronounciation. It makes it seem more professional, which makes it seem funnier to me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-16: 10:38:00

The funny thing is that I don't even watch Gilmore Girls. All I know, I pick up from snippets overheard from the other room while doing my homework while my better half watches. - ErWenn, 2007-02-16: 10:40:00

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Rebooty

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: rēboōtē

Sentence: Rob and Jill know that they will never be able to get back together. There have been too many hurtful incidents for that to be possible. Despite that they can’t seem to resist the lure of the rebooty call. For a short time they can forget the past, as long as one of them departs quickly, before they can start talking.

Etymology: reboot (an act of booting a computer system again) + booty call (a sexual invitation or rendezvous)

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COMMENTS:

nice one - galwaywegian, 2011-02-11: 05:11:00

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Excupidity

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ex/cu/pid/it/ee

Sentence: His dalliance into excupidity if not stupidity reminded him why he should never trust a lethal combination of cheap champagne, a cheeky cherub, and a chaise longue.

Etymology: ex (former spouse) + cupidity (lust)

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Sexparate

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Secks-par-rate

Sentence: Desperate Delilah sexparated with suave Samson even though he would never forgive her for betraying him and his biblically significant head of hair.

Etymology: Sex + separate

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Forniclosure

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: for-knee-cloe-zyer

Sentence: it felt nice and familiar but she couldn't forget how irritraiting he'd become...this was strictly forniclosure

Etymology: fornicate, closure

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COMMENTS:

Very nice, sum's up the definition impressively! - allwise, 2007-02-16: 05:42:00

I agree. Here's a vote. By the way, I've looked all over this place and can't find a single teller to cash in my points. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:26:00

Yeah, but if I could just get some forniclosure, that would be ok... - allwise, 2007-02-19: 02:55:00

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Quondamboff

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kwaan daam boff

Sentence: Keely and Kevin were known for their quandamboffing because they knew eachother so well it was easier than pulling and starting all over again

Etymology: from quondam and boffing.

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Formermoans

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: for mer moanz

Sentence: Although they had officially broken up, Dick and Mona always enjoyed their Friday nights. Their deal had been that if either had no current love interest, they would get together for a formermoans session. It sounded like a friends with benefits relationship but carried on much further. One had to wonder why it still occurred after each had been happily wed to others for a number of years? What if their prospective grandchildren found out?

Etymology: Former (ex, previous) & Moans (an utterance expressing pain or disapproval or joy or sexual desire) -Wordplay on Pheromones (a chemical substance secreted externally by some animals (especially insects) that influences the physiology or sexual behavior of other animals of the same species)

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Remance

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ree-manse

Sentence: When Gloria hads recurring bouts of regret over breaking up with Mark she engages him in remance, finding opportunities here and there to cuddle and make out, though she has no desire to rekindle the relationship itself.

Etymology: Play on the word 'romance' with prefix 're' - to do over

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Postpartemaffection

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: post-part-umm-uh-fek-shun

Sentence: Does she care that her postpartemaffection is ruining her current relationship? No, he knows he'll get the same special treatment...

Etymology: from post + apart + them + affection

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COMMENTS:

It'd be better as two words, but good enough for a vote from me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-17: 08:07:00

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)