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DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover
Verboticisms
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Quondamboff
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kwaan daam boff
Sentence: Keely and Kevin were known for their quandamboffing because they knew eachother so well it was easier than pulling and starting all over again
Etymology: from quondam and boffing.
Incinerelate
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: While they continued to incinerelate at opportune times they knew the relationship was over.
Etymology: from incinerate meaning to rekindle, burn (and to go down in flames!) and relate: to couple, connect, cojoin
Flinger
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: fling-grr
Sentence: Judy and Mark broke up in March, but flingered together until Mark decided to get together with Robert.
Etymology: fling + linger
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COMMENTS:
Hehe! From flingo to flingering. It has been a very short romance. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:20:00
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Postpwnd
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: post-poned
Sentence: What is it with some girls and postpwning? Don't they know that there is no reason for it, and it is just unacceptable?
Etymology: post (as in after) pwned (as in the nerdy version of owned, from a typo in, I believe, a halo game.) It means, basically, to defeat an enemy.
Anulltery
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: uh-null-tur-ee
Sentence: Although she knew it was over for good between them, Bob looked so hot in that purple spandex thong that Sue could not stop herself from committing anulltery.
Etymology: anull, adultery
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COMMENTS:
Congrats purpleartichokes - 5 consecutive great words this week - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-16: 10:31:00
I just have to add my vote here - great words all week!! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 12:07:00
Thanks Jabberwocky. Being snowed in for 2 days certainly helped. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 12:21:00
Thank you w... !! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 20:40:00
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Extacy
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: eks tassseeee
Sentence: Caught in a moment of extacy he wondered how much a brain-transplant would cost, but deep down he knew she'd never agree to it
Etymology: ecstacy, ex
Lustalgia
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: luh-stal-juh
Sentence: Lustalgia was giving him heartaches, headaches and backaches.
Etymology: Lust + Nostalgia (desire to return to a former time)
Exsexsorry
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: ex-sex-sorry
Sentence: To Karen, Bob was just an exsexsorry, something that amused her for a while then forgotten until the next time she felt like using him. Sure, she felt guilty, but only a little because he kept coming back for more.
Etymology: wordplay on accessory
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COMMENTS:
exsexellent word - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:09:00
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Exsexorcism
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: eks seks or sizzum
Sentence: Ida hated her now ex, Randy Gote, but decided on the day they had cleaned out the apartment they had once so happily shared, to host an exsexorcism. True to his name and being a retrosexual he obliged, and true to hers, Ms. Norgasm lived up to her name. As they "did it" they listened to the nostalgic tunes of Boney M...
Etymology: Ex (Previous spouse/lover) & Sex (activities associated with sexual intercourse) & Exorcism (freeing from evil spirits)
Moreplay
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: moor + plae
Sentence: Bill would call his ex Carol when he was in the mood for a little moreplay.
Etymology: More + Play (something like Foreplay)
Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.
Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.
ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.
Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)