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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Incinerelate

Created by: Mobelia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: While they continued to incinerelate at opportune times they knew the relationship was over.

Etymology: from incinerate meaning to rekindle, burn (and to go down in flames!) and relate: to couple, connect, cojoin

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Anulltery

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: uh-null-tur-ee

Sentence: Although she knew it was over for good between them, Bob looked so hot in that purple spandex thong that Sue could not stop herself from committing anulltery.

Etymology: anull, adultery

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COMMENTS:

Congrats purpleartichokes - 5 consecutive great words this week - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-16: 10:31:00

I just have to add my vote here - great words all week!! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 12:07:00

Thanks Jabberwocky. Being snowed in for 2 days certainly helped. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 12:21:00

Thank you w... !! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 20:40:00

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Amourgency

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: am oor jen cee

Sentence: It happened each time Tina and Tom had to meet over something. Although divorced, the old magic was still there and they found they would experience an amourgency, which needed immediate attention...kind of like what you see on those Cialis commercials on TV.

Etymology: Amour (French for love expressive of or exciting sexual love or romance) & Emergency (a sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action)

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Forniclosure

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: for-knee-cloe-zyer

Sentence: it felt nice and familiar but she couldn't forget how irritraiting he'd become...this was strictly forniclosure

Etymology: fornicate, closure

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COMMENTS:

Very nice, sum's up the definition impressively! - allwise, 2007-02-16: 05:42:00

I agree. Here's a vote. By the way, I've looked all over this place and can't find a single teller to cash in my points. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:26:00

Yeah, but if I could just get some forniclosure, that would be ok... - allwise, 2007-02-19: 02:55:00

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Excalibre

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: eks-kal-uh-ber

Sentence: Jill has fond memories of the men in her life. She rates them with her unique system labeling each with an excalibre rating based on their abilities with Excalibur. Jimmy was her .22, fun to play with but not too serious. When she wants something serious she will call her .44 magnum or .50 Cal.

Etymology: ex (former) + calibre (the diameter of a cylindrical body, esp the internal diameter of a tube or the bore of a firearm) a play on Excalibur the sword of King Arthur

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Extacy

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: eks tassseeee

Sentence: Caught in a moment of extacy he wondered how much a brain-transplant would cost, but deep down he knew she'd never agree to it

Etymology: ecstacy, ex

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Olsetose

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: ol-sa-dose

Sentence: Olsetose, number one in the years.....

Etymology: OLd SEx TO SEe

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Excopulation

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ex-cop-u-lat-shun

Sentence: Robert had heard that excopulation was very satisfying, but none of his ex-girl friends would give it try...

Etymology: ex+copulate

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Moreplay

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: moor + plae

Sentence: Bill would call his ex Carol when he was in the mood for a little moreplay.

Etymology: More + Play (something like Foreplay)

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Postpwnd

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: post-poned

Sentence: What is it with some girls and postpwning? Don't they know that there is no reason for it, and it is just unacceptable?

Etymology: post (as in after) pwned (as in the nerdy version of owned, from a typo in, I believe, a halo game.) It means, basically, to defeat an enemy.

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)