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DEFINITION: n. An invented word which appears learned, sounds sophisticated, and is completely confusing. v.intr. To use invented words in order to confuse others, and/or create the illusion of erudition.
Verboticisms
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Jargonundrum
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: jar/gaw/nun/drum
Sentence: All politicans are experts at the use of jargonundrums to exblight and mispossess the popuelectors.
Etymology: Jargon + conundrum
Psuedoverbotism
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: soo dough verb aht sim
Sentence: Her use of psuedoverbotism fooled no one when she used the word psuedoverbotism to describe her own ignorance.
Etymology: psuedo - false verbotism - making up words
Blabbergast
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Bla-burr-gast
Sentence: It's her lifetime goal to disorient everyone she meets using her master skills at blabbergasting.
Etymology: Blabber (speak nonsensically) + flabbergast (greatly astonish)
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COMMENTS:
flabulous - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 05:58:00
Indeflabigably! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:11:00
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Floccinaucicance
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: flahk-see-NAHS-sihk-kuhns
Sentence: Alex's attempt to dazzle his girlfriend with floccinaucicance flopped when he pronounced "masochist" as "MAY-soh-shist".
Etymology: floccinaucinihilipilification (the art of doing nothing, and a word contrived for this very purpose) + -ance
Semanthick
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: semm ant hick
Sentence: his use of semanthicks at every opportunity was nonundiscomfitational.
Etymology: semantic, thick
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COMMENTS:
Good one. Semantrick would work too. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:59:00
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Dictturb
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: dik-turrb
Sentence: The lesson on "Make dictturbition work for you" was the final chapter in the strategic planning process.
Etymology: dict (dictum) + disturb
Spintaxation
Created by: Clayton
Pronunciation: spin-tak-SEY-shuhn
Sentence: Horace's frequent bouts of culinary spintaxation included such neologistical wonders as "parcinnamonious," "hebetaters," and "porkabella."
Etymology: spin + syntax + taxation
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COMMENTS:
Mmm! I like righteous parsnips with herbed potatoes and pretty pork chops. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 03:02:00
inchewbitably! - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:17:00
Inthefatigobbly! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:09:00
without a kraut - petaj, 2007-06-26: 07:55:00
your sentence confused me enough to get my vote - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 14:45:00
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Intellexicon
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: inter-LEX-i-con
Sentence: "Don't you go raising your highbrows at me, I know when you are just using your intellexicon to appear smart"
Etymology: intellect + lexicon
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COMMENTS:
love the highbrows - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-26: 09:01:00
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Complexiloquatious
Created by: blondibabi121692
Pronunciation: com plex ee low kway shus
Sentence:
Etymology:
Blinguage
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: bling-wij
Sentence: Mark's resorting to blinguage to describe the effect of gravity on planets as "gravitosis" apparently left the professor unimpressed, as he still got a failing grade.
Etymology: bling, language
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COMMENTS:
tooralooraloora......binguage - galwaywegian, 2007-06-26: 06:13:00
Bling it on! - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 07:17:00
His dog's name was Blingo. (uh-oh.) - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-26: 09:39:00
Blingo Starr? - Clayton, 2007-06-26: 10:02:00
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Comments:
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