Verboticisms

Created by: Eightbhall

Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation

Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.

Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay

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Created by: dochanne

Pronunciation: Nar-siss-scape

Sentence: Jody realised with disgust that her boyfriend really was the self-centered little brat her friends had told her about when he insisted that she carry the crappy present to his friends' house. "Well I don't want him to think I bought that for him!" he had said, even though he had. She decided with a wry smile that a narsiscape was required, and why not now at the party? He cute friend would be here after all..

Etymology: Narcissist - ego centric; Escape - ergo run away from.

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COMMENTS:

Revenge is a dish best served hot, huh ? ;-) - emdeejay, 2009-05-06: 02:09:00

Revenge is a nye for an I :P - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 03:29:00

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Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: luv er not

Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.

Etymology: love her / lover not

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Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk

Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.

Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: deep - hart

Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....

Etymology: depart, heart

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00

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Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: ee mancy mate

Sentence: Bob was finally sick of June's emotional blackmail, so he found the courage to emancimate himself.

Etymology: Emancipate: To be freed.

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COMMENTS:

This is very clever!! - mweinmann, 2009-05-05: 08:26:00

Hyverbolous! - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 00:50:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sweet-hurt

Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.

Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)

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COMMENTS:

I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Created by: kalex

Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.

Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.

Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath

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