Verboticisms

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see

Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.

Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00

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Created by: Eightbhall

Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation

Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.

Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke

Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!

Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)

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Created by: dekra

Pronunciation: A-more-tis

Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.

Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl

Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser

Etymology: disillusionment mental

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: parra-mort

Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.

Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)

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COMMENTS:

terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00

She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00

Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis en chan ted

Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...

Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)

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Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk

Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.

Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dill an chan ted

Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.

Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)

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COMMENTS:

Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00

tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00

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