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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Narciscape
Created by: dochanne
Pronunciation: Nar-siss-scape
Sentence: Jody realised with disgust that her boyfriend really was the self-centered little brat her friends had told her about when he insisted that she carry the crappy present to his friends' house. "Well I don't want him to think I bought that for him!" he had said, even though he had. She decided with a wry smile that a narsiscape was required, and why not now at the party? He cute friend would be here after all..
Etymology: Narcissist - ego centric; Escape - ergo run away from.
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COMMENTS:
Revenge is a dish best served hot, huh ? ;-) - emdeejay, 2009-05-06: 02:09:00
Revenge is a nye for an I :P - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 03:29:00
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Dissenssociation
Created by: kalex
Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.
Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.
Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath
Sweethurt
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sweet-hurt
Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.
Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)
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COMMENTS:
I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00
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Reromeovoke
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ree-rome-ee-oh-voke
Sentence: She felt reromeovoked by Elvis once and for all while her mother reminded her that he has been dead for 33 years!
Etymology: revoke (take back, cancel) + Romeo (the romantic lover of Juliet in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet)
Careener
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur
Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"
Etymology: careen, Carina
Beloathed
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bəlōthd
Sentence: Their love had gone full cycle, from betrothed to bedazzled to beloathed. These days nothing gives them more satisfaction than sucking the joy out of each others lives.
Etymology: betrothed (enter into a formal agreement to marry) + loathed (feel intense dislike or disgust for)
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COMMENTS:
WHY don't you vote at all? You never did answer my private message...Am I missing something here? HOW do you get to the top all the time and NOT vote? Do you have your entire office sign on and vote as soon as you post your word? You're a talented writer come on now VOTE for some of us newbies :)) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:42:00
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Disenchantedforestranger
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer
Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.
Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)
Lovernot
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: luv er not
Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.
Etymology: love her / lover not
Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.