Verboticisms

Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk

Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.

Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis en chan ted

Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...

Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: deep - hart

Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....

Etymology: depart, heart

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see

Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.

Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Created by: kalex

Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.

Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.

Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath

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Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: luv er not

Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.

Etymology: love her / lover not

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Created by: BeauKnows

Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger

Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!

Etymology: Evil + Ginger

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate

Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.

Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")

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