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Amortis

Created by: dekra

Pronunciation: A-more-tis

Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.

Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis

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Disenchantedforestranger

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Fierylovedlocal

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: Fire-e-loved-low-cal

Sentence: My evil ex was fierylovedlocal every time she touched me my skin would melt!

Etymology: Fiery: Consisting of or containing fire. Burning or glowing. Using or effected with fire. Easily ignited; flammable. Having the color of fire; brightly red: fiery hair; a fiery sunset. Torridly hot. Feverishly hot and flushed. Being in an inflamed, usually painful condition. Easily excited or emotionally volatile; tempestuous: a fiery temper. Charged with emotion; spirited: Loved: (Slang for UN Loved) as in to feel love the past tense of love in my word...A person who used to be the object of deep or intense affection or attraction Local:Of, relating to, or characteristic of a particular place.

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Dylanchanted

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dill an chan ted

Sentence: When Sweet Marie fell out of love with Rob Fillan, her Bob Dylan wannabe boyfriend, she knew that The Times They Were A Changing. She had become dylanchented with the whole relationship because all he ever said to her were things like Lay Lady Lay and that he was Like A Rolling Stone. Writing her love songs that were actually protest anthems did little to endear Mr. Tambourine Man to her. After she booted him, she knew he was out there, Blowin' in the Wind and if there was Blood on the Tracks,he'd soon be Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door...assuming bad boys even went there.

Etymology: Dylan (Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter) & Disenchanted (freed from enchantment;no longer enchanted by someone/thing)

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COMMENTS:

Just like a woman! - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 03:25:00

tangled up in poo? - galwaywegian, 2010-11-16: 09:48:00

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Revulsation

Created by: Eightbhall

Pronunciation: Rev-ul-sation

Sentence: As Bobby sat there watching the love of his life's sisters eating their latest fad-diet salad one half-fork at a time, between vitriolic bitching about co-workers and with his darling wife adding comments about his own inadequacies; he had his epiphany, his revulsation; all he could see now were three haggard witches sat around a pot with him in.

Etymology: Revulsion- to be sickened by Realisation- to understand after a delay

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Evilginger

Created by: BeauKnows

Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger

Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!

Etymology: Evil + Ginger

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Careener

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Lovernot

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: luv er not

Sentence: I thought they were together but she was actually his lovernot.

Etymology: love her / lover not

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Dissenchanted

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dis en chan ted

Sentence: When Heidi discovered that her husband was such a jerk, she realized that she had become dissenchanted with him. He had grown old, but never had grown up. Once you take a stroll through the Dissenchanted Forest, you can never go back...

Etymology: Diss (slang:to disrespect)& Disenchanted (freeing from false belief or illusions; state of disillusionment or disappointment)

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Paramort

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: parra-mort

Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.

Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)

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COMMENTS:

terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00

She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00

Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-05-04: 00:01:01
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James

abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-05-04: 07:13:00
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James

mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.

'Hell is my wife's home town'

DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.

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