Verboticisms

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate

Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.

Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: disss illl ewe jun men tahl

Sentence: The lady became disillusionmental and the situation went from bad to worse to worser

Etymology: disillusionment mental

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur

Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"

Etymology: careen, Carina

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer

Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.

Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun

Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.

Etymology: end + infatuation

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COMMENTS:

Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sweet-hurt

Sentence: Bob finally hit the road when he figures it was his sweethurt that had the problem. "It ain't me, Babe" were his parting words. Just like a woman, she told Mr. Tambourine Man, "I shall be released". He, on the other hand was tangled up in blue.

Etymology: sweetheart (person whom another loves) + hurt (to cause bodily or mental pain or distress)

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COMMENTS:

I too originally thought it was a picture of Bob, but you just have to accept that it's all over now (baby blue) so stop being a Joker Man. - Eightbhall, 2013-08-30: 05:12:00

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Created by: phoenix89

Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship

Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.

Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.

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COMMENTS:

great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00

Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00

Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00

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Created by: kalex

Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.

Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.

Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: deep - hart

Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....

Etymology: depart, heart

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00

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Created by: dekra

Pronunciation: A-more-tis

Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.

Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis

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