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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Careener
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur
Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"
Etymology: careen, Carina
Singdictive
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive
Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.
Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic
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COMMENTS:
hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00
You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00
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Paramort
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: parra-mort
Sentence: Singing those insulting dirges, you run the risk of becoming a paramort. Shelly will kill you if she realises they are about her.
Etymology: paramour (lover) + mort (dead)
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COMMENTS:
terrific combo - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:13:00
She will be paramortified! Great word, petaj! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 19:05:00
Ya gotta keep things within proper paramorters. - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:50:00
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Fierylovedlocal
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Fire-e-loved-low-cal
Sentence: My evil ex was fierylovedlocal every time she touched me my skin would melt!
Etymology: Fiery: Consisting of or containing fire. Burning or glowing. Using or effected with fire. Easily ignited; flammable. Having the color of fire; brightly red: fiery hair; a fiery sunset. Torridly hot. Feverishly hot and flushed. Being in an inflamed, usually painful condition. Easily excited or emotionally volatile; tempestuous: a fiery temper. Charged with emotion; spirited: Loved: (Slang for UN Loved) as in to feel love the past tense of love in my word...A person who used to be the object of deep or intense affection or attraction Local:Of, relating to, or characteristic of a particular place.
Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Dissenssociation
Created by: kalex
Pronunciation: dis-sense-so-see-ay-shun; dissenssociopath, n.
Sentence: I bore the weeks and years that the dissessociation actually took. To detach from a dissessociopath was always sticky, and always broke your heart.
Etymology: desensitize, sense, disassociation;/ desensitize, sociopath
Disenchantedforestranger
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: diss enchan ted for est rayn jer
Sentence: He said she was a victim, he was the disenchantedforestranger; but when she hated his music,it re-arranged him.
Etymology: The disenchanted forest (where things are not what they seemed...you seldom come back from that stroll in tact!) & disenchantment(freed from enchantment) & Forest ranger ( an official who is responsible for managing and protecting an area of forest;one who oversees that which occurs in a forest)
Reevalumate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate
Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.
Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")
Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Wakenbreak
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: wayk-en-bayk
Sentence: That morning, before he even opened his eyes, Bob knew that he was going to wakenbreak. Five years of Nagatha Christie was enough. He packed a bag and was gone before she gained consciousness.
Etymology: rhymes with wake-and-bake (the practice of smoking marijuana in the morning); wake (awake, wake up) + break (break up, break out [as of a prison])
Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.