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DEFINITION: v. To fall out of love with someone because you have finally realized that they are nothing but trouble. n. A vicious lover who has big problems and likes to share them with you.
Verboticisms
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Endfatuation
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: end/fa/tu/ay/shun
Sentence: Her infatuation quickly turned to endfatuation when her boyfriend turned nasty.
Etymology: end + infatuation
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:44:00
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Depheart
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: deep - hart
Sentence: Lila decided to depheart when Alfie kept singing about how she had ruined his life, how evil a woman she was, and how she took her love to town....
Etymology: depart, heart
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COMMENTS:
good one - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 12:12:00
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Careener
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kar eeeeeeeeeee nur
Sentence: She was a major careener, bouncing violently from one relationship to another. I could never forget her though i'd leave messages on her phone, "careener, careener, you've been on my mind"
Etymology: careen, Carina
Fiantsy
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fee-AHNT-see
Sentence: After having given an engagement ring to his girlfriend Gertrude, Bertrand became more than a little fiantsy when he began to see changes in her personality indicating that she was more of a shrew and gold digger than he had noticed before.
Etymology: 'antsy' (apprehensive, uneasy, or nervous) used in a word play on the word fiance'
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Fiantastic word - Nosila, 2009-05-04: 18:47:00
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Hellationship
Created by: phoenix89
Pronunciation: Hell - asian - ship
Sentence: Some people reflect on thier past relations or marriages as hellationships because of the stress , drama , or negativity of the relationship.
Etymology: To end a relationship after realizing you and your partner dont match in any way.
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COMMENTS:
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-04: 16:08:00
Nice - emdeejay, 2009-05-05: 01:17:00
Very good verbotomy! - Mustang, 2009-05-05: 03:49:00
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Evilginger
Created by: BeauKnows
Pronunciation: E-Vil-Gin-Ger
Sentence: Dave is a starving guitarist, who was just looking for a girl who liked to have a good time. Little did he know, he pick out a EVILGINGER!
Etymology: Evil + Ginger
Singdictive
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sing/dic/tive
Sentence: Bob was a singdictive balladeer who followed his window washing girlfriend around town singing 'it ain't me babe'. Go way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. Im not the one you want, babe, Im not the one you need.
Etymology: sing + vindictive + dic
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COMMENTS:
hahahah...funny - mweinmann, 2009-05-04: 12:03:00
You crack me UP! Too funny and you are one of the REAL ones that doesn't hold back and VERY original! KUDOS! to you :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-05: 01:43:00
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Emancimate
Created by: emdeejay
Pronunciation: ee mancy mate
Sentence: Bob was finally sick of June's emotional blackmail, so he found the courage to emancimate himself.
Etymology: Emancipate: To be freed.
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COMMENTS:
This is very clever!! - mweinmann, 2009-05-05: 08:26:00
Hyverbolous! - dochanne, 2009-05-06: 00:50:00
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Amortis
Created by: dekra
Pronunciation: A-more-tis
Sentence: The times they were a-changin, and Bob's amortis annoyed him incessantly; his visions of Johanna slowly faded. The tambourine man said "It's alright 'ma," I have been released though I'm tangled up in blue. I have amortised the vixen, and though a hard rain's a-gonna fall, I will carry on like a rolling stone.
Etymology: Love + Death, Amore + Mortis
Reevalumate
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: re-eval-u-mate
Sentence: (no offense to Bob Dylan) It is not a benefit to be seated and speculate a reason, attractive young woman. It serves no useful purpose in any case. No, it is not advantageous to rest with your back and buttocks on a chair and ponder a cause for this event, young child or innocent, if you're not cognizant of it at this particular time. When the male domestic fowl makes noise in the early morning, gaze out of your window and I will have left the premises. It is because of you that I must continue to move to another place with a suitcase or some other means of carrying my belongings. Do not reevalumate, it is satisfactory.
Etymology: reevaluate: think twice + mate: spouse, companion (translation for youngn's: an adaptation of the Dylan song "Don't think twice, it's alright.")
Comments:
Today's definition was inspired by Bob Dylan's new song "My Wife's Home Town", one of may favorites on his new album. Apparently his wife is from Hell, and has one heck of an evil eye. Couldn't help but wonder what she thinks of this song ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-05-04: 03:46:00
Great Idea James :) I enjoyed that and seeing the twitter area. I also added this site to StumbleUpon.com to bring more traffic and fresh faces for new voting based on merit, not on popularity or cheating like some do...I love it here! :)~ Deb
Hey abrakadeborah, thank you for sharing your locally fired love words. ~ James
mweinmann - 2009-05-04: 12:02:00
Fun with Dylan...thanks for this new idea. I agree, I am glad to see fresh faces for new voting based on merit.....this will hopefully dilute any "clique" factors or cheating.