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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Gravituity

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee

Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.

Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)

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Pigeonbless

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: Pidge On Bless

Sentence: I am so happy I got pigeonblessed last weekend! It was such a wonderful feeling!

Etymology: Pidgeon + Bless

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Columboscat

Created by: ciscocosta

Pronunciation:

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Lopicrogne

Created by: zacharya1990

Pronunciation: La-pe-crow-gin

Sentence: The Lopicrogne flew over the crow after being released from his cage.

Etymology:

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Escafate

Created by: camel

Pronunciation: Es-ka-fate

Sentence: Julio would often escafate at the sight of his neighbors' pentagram lawn mowing parties & their increasingly dark powers.

Etymology: Escalate, defecate

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Bombird

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: bom-berd

Sentence: As he looked at all his colleagues in the law firm, and thought about what he'd like to give them for Christmas,his mind began to bomberd at an unprecendented rate

Etymology: bombard + bird

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COMMENTS:

bombastic word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:05:00

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Benefecation

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation: Ben-eff-i-kay-shum

Sentence: Thanks to the donations of many generous benefecators the gentlemen's conveniences were somewhat malodorous.

Etymology: benediction+defecation

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Flybubble

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: fly-bar-ble

Sentence: Flybubbling is part of enjoying the festive season for Uncle thud, who has to be wheel-bound.

Etymology: bubble that is made when dreaming (Comes from Burst his dream bubble) + imagine about flying. thus flybubble

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James