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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Crapmas

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: crap mas

Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.

Etymology: crap + christmas

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COMMENTS:

In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00

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Aerialms

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: airy-alms

Sentence: Don't lose hope, aerialms are on the way.

Etymology: Aerial meaning sky and alms meaning gift.

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Empoopulate

Created by: llimllib

Pronunciation: Em-`poop-you-late

Sentence: The bird generously empoopulated the crowd.

Etymology: From the latin "poop", literally, to drop ground turkey meat from a tray or platter.

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COMMENTS:

Nice explaination of the Etymology. I didn't know that poop was originally latin word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:49:00

thanks... neither did I :) - llimllib, 2006-12-19: 11:07:00

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Mentachripigeonomy

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i

Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.

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Coonate

Created by: phanson

Pronunciation: ku - nay - t

Sentence: I almost crashed my car while I was coonating

Etymology: Coo (noise doves etc. make), donate

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Delusidumping

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: dell-oo-si-dumping

Sentence: A: "i had a dream where i was delusidumping." B: "Thats funny, i had a dream where i got delusidumped on. maybe it was you!"

Etymology: "delus" - links to delusion, as in imagining things. also to deluge, as in an a flood of guano. dumping is pretty self-explanatory.

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Bardbom

Created by: demetan

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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- demetan, 2006-12-18: 19:55:00

- demetan, 2006-12-18: 19:55:00

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Merderer

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur

Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.

Etymology: merde--french for shit

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Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James