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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Aiwannapuonyurheadism

Created by: Upaut

Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism

Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.

Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!

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Dootasia

Created by: alphabetapolothology

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Etymology: shit & fantasia

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Bombaterd

Created by: sumoore

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Merderer

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur

Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.

Etymology: merde--french for shit

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COMMENTS:

Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Holiwash

Created by: jania773

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Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.

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Fantaecise

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Like it sounds

Sentence: As Eric watched the proselytisers on the corner from his office window he fantaecised.

Etymology: Fantacise + faeces

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Poogeon

Created by: naptunder

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Fecalization

Created by: pdefenestrator

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James