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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Poopdreams

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: poop-dreems

Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"

Etymology: poop + dreams

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Mentachripigeonomy

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i

Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.

Etymology:

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Paxirun

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation: pax-ee-run

Sentence: I dreamed I was soaring high above the holiday crowds, when, suddenly, overwhelmed by all the peace and joy, I got a nasty case of the paxiruns.

Etymology: pax + runs

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COMMENTS:

Made me laugh - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:03:00

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Venertilize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ven-ERT-eh-lyz

Sentence: Robert had visions of being a giver of blessings wherein he would soar above the multitudes venertilizing his faithful flocks.

Etymology: Blend of 'venerate' (bless) and 'fertilize' (spread fertilizer, such as manure)

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Birdwishing

Created by: Abbers

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Cognocolomboamopaxscatus

Created by: neilly

Pronunciation: cogno-col-om-bo-amo-pax-scatus

Sentence: Roger was sick to death of rude shoppers who had forgot the meaning of Christmas, so he went for a coffee and day-dreamed about a wilful act of cognocolomboamopaxscatus.

Etymology: cogitare (latin, to think or imagine); columba (latin, dove); amo (latin, love); pax (latin, peace); scatus, sounds a bit like scat.

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Fealicity

Created by: beast

Pronunciation: Fair-li-city

Sentence: The fealicity formed by the doves in the sky made the soldiers feel a sense of warmth and peace on Christmas's eve.

Etymology: Feather + Felicity

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Dreamecate

Created by: ensoul1

Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate

Sentence:

Etymology: Dream + Defecate

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Peacepooping

munki

Created by: munki

Pronunciation: peace-pooping

Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.

Etymology: peace + pooping

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James