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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Bowelizing

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING

Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.

Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.

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Mentachripigeonomy

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i

Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.

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Poogeon

Created by: naptunder

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Crapdream

Created by: norsehorse

Pronunciation: Crap-Dream

Sentence: Whoah I just had a Crapdream

Etymology: Crap and dream

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Dovlusional

Created by: TwoSheds

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.

Etymology: Dove+Delusional

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Peacemiarse

Created by: martok

Pronunciation: peace my arse

Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.

Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

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Merroopirdmas

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus

Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.

Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop

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Solacegrousenize

Created by: Pappt002

Pronunciation: sah-less-growse-a-nize

Sentence: During the stressful holiday season it is often helpful to solacegrousenize, so you will be more happy.

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Malalms

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: mal-ahlms

Sentence: He received a malalms to his suprise and horror.

Etymology: Taked from the words mal and alms.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James