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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Peacemiarse
Created by: martok
Pronunciation: peace my arse
Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.
Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence
Contempoop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: con-ten-poop
Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.
Etymology: contemplate, poop
Ploffany
Created by: KliCk5000
Pronunciation: Plo (as in blow) ffany (as in funny)
Sentence: I was in a state of ploffany while waiting in line for the movie, as though I was higher than everyone else.
Etymology: Latin for the state of being high. (Not really)
Pacifoul
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl
Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.
Etymology: pacify + foul
Gifectate
Created by: bungle
Pronunciation: giff-a-cate
Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers
Etymology: gift & defecate
Craptize
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Crap-ti-z
Sentence: That bird gave me such a craptize
Etymology: From teh word crap - to excrete and from Surprize - to shock
Paxirun
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation: pax-ee-run
Sentence: I dreamed I was soaring high above the holiday crowds, when, suddenly, overwhelmed by all the peace and joy, I got a nasty case of the paxiruns.
Etymology: pax + runs
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COMMENTS:
Made me laugh - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:03:00
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Guanoint
Created by: urbanwookie
Pronunciation: gwa-noynt
Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)
Etymology: guano + anoint
Faecaeromagine
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in
Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.
Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliën, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.
Dovacate
Created by: Bellman
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "Last night I had a dream that I was dovacating."
Etymology: From 'dove' and 'defacate'
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James