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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Excremantasy

Created by: Wembler

Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see

Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.

Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy

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Fantaseasonsdroppings

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings

Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.

Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings

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Fecalicitations

Created by: taburasa

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

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Crapicitations

Created by: frenzi

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Luckidove

Created by: zagovorich

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Bluebirdism

Created by: serjion

Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism

Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.

Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink

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Paltrypuff

Created by: 123456

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Peacecrementalize

msnyder

Created by: msnyder

Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze

Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.

Etymology: central appalachain

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Cuckoonacy

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: KOO-KOO-na-SEE

Sentence: "That Santa guy's got a major case of Cuckoonacy."

Etymology: Cuckoo + Lunacy

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James