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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Crapmas

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: crap mas

Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.

Etymology: crap + christmas

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In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00

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Birdwishing

Created by: Abbers

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Malalms

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: mal-ahlms

Sentence: He received a malalms to his suprise and horror.

Etymology: Taked from the words mal and alms.

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Peacepooping

munki

Created by: munki

Pronunciation: peace-pooping

Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.

Etymology: peace + pooping

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Crapicitations

Created by: frenzi

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Merroopirdmas

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus

Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.

Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop

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Fecastrafing

Created by: IanArcher

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Faecaeromagine

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in

Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.

Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliƫn, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James