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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Empoopulate

Created by: llimllib

Pronunciation: Em-`poop-you-late

Sentence: The bird generously empoopulated the crowd.

Etymology: From the latin "poop", literally, to drop ground turkey meat from a tray or platter.

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COMMENTS:

Nice explaination of the Etymology. I didn't know that poop was originally latin word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:49:00

thanks... neither did I :) - llimllib, 2006-12-19: 11:07:00

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Oneiromookulation

pegritz

Created by: pegritz

Pronunciation: oh-NEER-oh-mook-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Every year around the holidays I find myself lost in pleasant fantasies of oneiromookulation.

Etymology: oneiro (Greek. dream) + mook (the doodoo) + ulation (uhhh...the doing of something).

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Happing

Created by: Wakkadude21

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: To Make Happy By Crapping. Happy + Crapping = Happing.

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COMMENTS:

That's actually kind of stupid. Sorry. - Wakkadude21, 2006-12-20: 23:42:00

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Peacedrop

Created by: Zheyyy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I wish I were peacedropping on such a festive season.

Etymology: Peace = Blessings, wishes, harmony, etc. Drop = Befall, bird droppings.

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Crapmas

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: crap mas

Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.

Etymology: crap + christmas

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COMMENTS:

In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00

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Defecisualize

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize

Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.

Etymology: defecate + visualize

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Merroopirdmas

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus

Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.

Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James