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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

Etymology:

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Birgify

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Buh/rgih/fye

Sentence: I often birgify when louts crowd onto me

Etymology: From "bird", "gift" and with a verbal ending to it ^^

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Luckidove

Created by: zagovorich

Pronunciation:

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Contemptlative

Created by: Hobart

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.

Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative

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Doveosis

Created by: myss51

Pronunciation:

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Defecisualize

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize

Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.

Etymology: defecate + visualize

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Missilego

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe

Sentence:

Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.

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Parapoop

fmgene

Created by: fmgene

Pronunciation: para- poop

Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds

Etymology: paratroop

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Sympigeonry

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: sim-pi-jun-ree

Sentence: Attending the lighting of the tree at Rockefeller Center filled me with sympigeonry.

Etymology: sympathy + pigeon

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Dovacate

Created by: Bellman

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "Last night I had a dream that I was dovacating."

Etymology: From 'dove' and 'defacate'

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James