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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Excrimagine
Created by: arianell
Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin
Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.
Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".
Fecalflyer
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"
Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!
Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Faecaeromagine
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in
Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.
Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliën, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.
Contemguantribute
Created by: omista
Pronunciation: con-tem-guan-tri-bUt
Sentence: Jane was stuck in line at the airport security, late for her plane with no power to do anything about it, all that was left for her was a special gift for the NSA: contemguantribution. After all it is the thought that counts, right.
Etymology: contem(plate), guan(o), (retri/contri)tribution
Transdoving
Created by: breastplate
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.
Etymology:
Merderer
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur
Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.
Etymology: merde--french for shit
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COMMENTS:
Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00
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Ploffany
Created by: KliCk5000
Pronunciation: Plo (as in blow) ffany (as in funny)
Sentence: I was in a state of ploffany while waiting in line for the movie, as though I was higher than everyone else.
Etymology: Latin for the state of being high. (Not really)
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James