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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Tannenbomber
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.
Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)
Pigtionalize
Created by: Krixwell
Pronunciation: pidge-on-a-laiz
Sentence: Harry always had others in mind - he frequently pigtionalized people he didn't like.
Etymology: pidgeon (bird) + fictionalize (to make something fictional)
Bowelizing
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: BOW-EL-EYE-ZING
Sentence: As I flew over the masses, I used the baptism of bowelizing.
Etymology: To release certain fluids of joy over a crowd or group of people.
Gravituity
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee
Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.
Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)
Dovlusional
Created by: TwoSheds
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.
Etymology: Dove+Delusional
Soarfecate
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Soar-fuh-cate
Sentence: This crowd is getting on my nerves I wish I could soarfecate on all of them.
Etymology: Soar+Defecate
Dreamecate
Created by: ensoul1
Pronunciation: Dream-eh-cate
Sentence:
Etymology: Dream + Defecate
Holydump
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump
Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.
Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James