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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Gifturd

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gif-turd

Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.

Etymology: Obviously gift+turd

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COMMENTS:

Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00

The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

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Deficarielove

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: defi-care-eel-ove

Sentence: I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful parade participants. Don't worry, it's good luck.

Etymology: deficate-ariel-love

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COMMENTS:

- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:40:00

I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful participants in the parade. Don't worry, it is good luck. - Hjason, 2006-12-20: 09:28:00

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Peacepot

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: pisspot

Sentence: A pigeon overhead might cause you to hear a splat, a dove, a peacepot

Etymology: the symbol of peace spreads pot luck

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Bluebirdism

Created by: serjion

Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism

Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.

Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink

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Guanoodle

Created by: legman

Pronunciation: goo-ahn-oodle rhymes with noodle.

Sentence: The pigion guanoodled me as I walked under the tree.

Etymology: root: guano

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Flybubble

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: fly-bar-ble

Sentence: Flybubbling is part of enjoying the festive season for Uncle thud, who has to be wheel-bound.

Etymology: bubble that is made when dreaming (Comes from Burst his dream bubble) + imagine about flying. thus flybubble

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Excreative

Created by: maxronez

Pronunciation: ecks-cree-eight-i-vee

Sentence: I tend to excreative when it comes to shopping in a crowded mall for christmas.

Etymology: excrete + creative (from Old Verblish Excreate- was then realized to be a word)

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COMMENTS:

sorry,this word should be "excreate" - maxronez, 2006-12-18: 20:25:00

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Bombaterd

Created by: sumoore

Pronunciation:

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Tannenbomber

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.

Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James