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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Daycream

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: dey-kreem

Sentence: Sitting in his cubicle the night before Christmas, he stared out the window and daycreamed his boss's luxury car.

Etymology: daydream + cream

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Fecalflyer

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"

Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!

Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer

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Luckidove

Created by: zagovorich

Pronunciation:

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Excremantasy

Created by: Wembler

Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see

Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.

Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy

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Fececopter

Created by: zephris

Pronunciation: fee'-cee-kop-ter

Sentence: The air was filled with a plethora of fececopters, swarming like so many pigeons.

Etymology: Feecees - excremement + opter - flying contraption

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Daydrop

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Day-Drop

Sentence: Jack daydropped on the guy who stole his girlfriend.

Etymology: Daydream + Dropping

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Flyarrhea

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: fly-a-ree-uh

Sentence: Dave never got angry; instead, a wistful look of flyarrhea would grace his face whenever someone irritated him.

Etymology: Fly + diarrhea

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Pigeotting

Created by: lpadron

Pronunciation:

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Merroopirdmas

Created by: Dormin87

Pronunciation: mare-oop-erd-mus

Sentence: As I was flying above the sea of people, I thought to myself "Merroopirdmas to all" before I dropped a large white bomb on them all.

Etymology: Merry Christmas, merged with bird poop

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Dovepooping

Created by: meiyas

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My favourite pastime when queuing at christmas shops is dovepooping

Etymology: dove + poop

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James