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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Dovepooping

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: My favourite pastime when queuing at christmas shops is dovepooping

Etymology: dove + poop

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Hitluck

Created by: tsukishimamonja

Pronunciation: htlk

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Paxecate

Created by: costellogreg

Pronunciation: PACKS-e-KATE

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Doottillate

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: sht-uh-late

Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner

Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably

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Birdimify

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: BUR-dih-mih-fy

Sentence: i wanted to birdimify myself when i saw the line for santa at the mall.

Etymology: bird, -imify

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COMMENTS:

good one Hvhtim! I feel the same way - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:41:00

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Dovebailing

Created by: chuck

Pronunciation: Duv-bay-ling

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Etymology: A take on "dovetail," but the dove is dropping or "bailing" its best wishes.

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Pigeotting

Created by: lpadron

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Oneiromookulation

pegritz

Created by: pegritz

Pronunciation: oh-NEER-oh-mook-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Every year around the holidays I find myself lost in pleasant fantasies of oneiromookulation.

Etymology: oneiro (Greek. dream) + mook (the doodoo) + ulation (uhhh...the doing of something).

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Poopondreams

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: poop -on -dreams

Sentence: I was so mad at every one in the office that I experienced poopondreams

Etymology: poopondreams - american

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Eah

Created by: soulofawarrior

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James