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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Peacepooping

munki

Created by: munki

Pronunciation: peace-pooping

Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.

Etymology: peace + pooping

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Cognijoyping

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: COG-nee-joy-ing

Sentence: I always can be found cognojoyping the day before christmas at the busiest department stores!

Etymology: cognitive=thought, joy=happiness, and ping comes from droppings....as in bird droppings :)

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COMMENTS:

When you break it down this word really has every part of the definition in it, not just some of them... - Javeson1, 2006-12-18: 00:44:00

Yeah that's true --- maybe your missing the flying... but you do have the 'pings - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:51:00

well, dropping implies flying... :) - Javeson1, 2006-12-29: 00:45:00

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Gifturd

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gif-turd

Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.

Etymology: Obviously gift+turd

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COMMENTS:

Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00

The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00

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Birdimify

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: BUR-dih-mih-fy

Sentence: i wanted to birdimify myself when i saw the line for santa at the mall.

Etymology: bird, -imify

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COMMENTS:

good one Hvhtim! I feel the same way - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:41:00

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Hitluck

Created by: tsukishimamonja

Pronunciation: htlk

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Vigeon

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: vig-e-on

Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.

Etymology: vision+ pigeon

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Wishit

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wi-sht

Sentence: While I was doing my speech I was wishting the crowd.

Etymology: wish + sit

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Poologium

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: poo-lo-ji-um

Sentence: i delivered my poologium to the masses from on high

Etymology: poo (faeces) eulogium (praise)

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Crapdream

Created by: norsehorse

Pronunciation: Crap-Dream

Sentence: Whoah I just had a Crapdream

Etymology: Crap and dream

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James