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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Whitebless

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Amid the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping, one makes time to whitebless.

Etymology: White for the colour of a dove, and its droppings. Bless is self-explanitory.

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Bluebirdism

Created by: serjion

Pronunciation: bluu-bird-ism

Sentence: Our boss has is struck by bluebirdism today: he gives away bonuses.

Etymology: from "blue-bird", a bird of happiness, name of a tale of Maurice Maeterlink

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Fecastrafing

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Venertilize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ven-ERT-eh-lyz

Sentence: Robert had visions of being a giver of blessings wherein he would soar above the multitudes venertilizing his faithful flocks.

Etymology: Blend of 'venerate' (bless) and 'fertilize' (spread fertilizer, such as manure)

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Fantaecise

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Like it sounds

Sentence: As Eric watched the proselytisers on the corner from his office window he fantaecised.

Etymology: Fantacise + faeces

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Peacepoo

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pee-cee poo

Sentence:

Etymology: peace + poo

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Avianfever

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver

Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.

Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like

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Squabnik

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Like a peacenik only avian.

Etymology:

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Flighpoopering

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: fly-poop-er-ing

Sentence: I was daydreaming I was flypoopering in NY.

Etymology: Flight/poop

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Tannenbomber

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.

Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James