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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Holydump

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump

Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.

Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.

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Paxecate

Created by: costellogreg

Pronunciation: PACKS-e-KATE

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Fecastrafing

Created by: IanArcher

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Autofantaornioffer

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer

Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.

Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift

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- DarthWader, 2006-12-18: 01:08:00

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

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Daydrop

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Day-Drop

Sentence: Jack daydropped on the guy who stole his girlfriend.

Etymology: Daydream + Dropping

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Crapmas

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: crap mas

Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.

Etymology: crap + christmas

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In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00

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Gloopwill

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Tannenbomber

Created by: ipmcleod

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Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.

Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)

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Fealicity

Created by: beast

Pronunciation: Fair-li-city

Sentence: The fealicity formed by the doves in the sky made the soldiers feel a sense of warmth and peace on Christmas's eve.

Etymology: Feather + Felicity

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James