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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Gifturd
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Gif-turd
Sentence: As I was looking for a present for my wife, I looked up and ended up with a gifturd in my eye.
Etymology: Obviously gift+turd
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COMMENTS:
Did you share that gift? - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:52:00
The gift that keeps on giving... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-18: 20:47:00
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Contemguantribute
Created by: omista
Pronunciation: con-tem-guan-tri-bUt
Sentence: Jane was stuck in line at the airport security, late for her plane with no power to do anything about it, all that was left for her was a special gift for the NSA: contemguantribution. After all it is the thought that counts, right.
Etymology: contem(plate), guan(o), (retri/contri)tribution
Peacecrementalize
Created by: msnyder
Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze
Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.
Etymology: central appalachain
Faecaeromagine
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: Fees-aer-oh-madge-in
Sentence: I bet that angry environmentalist is going to faecaeromagine... if he isn't already.
Etymology: From the dutch word for feces, faecaliën, the latin word for air, aeris, and the word imagine.
Pigtionalize
Created by: Krixwell
Pronunciation: pidge-on-a-laiz
Sentence: Harry always had others in mind - he frequently pigtionalized people he didn't like.
Etymology: pidgeon (bird) + fictionalize (to make something fictional)
Deficatiding
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing
Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!
Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)
Aerialms
Created by: lauramy
Pronunciation: airy-alms
Sentence: Don't lose hope, aerialms are on the way.
Etymology: Aerial meaning sky and alms meaning gift.
Missilego
Created by: Wriiight
Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe
Sentence:
Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James