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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Bonbard

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: bonbard

Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.

Etymology: bon (good) + bombard

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Doceavel

Created by: dragonprincess

Pronunciation: dough-see-veel

Sentence: I feel doceavel

Etymology: 'dove' and 'peace' have been wedged together

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Hitluck

Created by: tsukishimamonja

Pronunciation: htlk

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Guanoodle

Created by: legman

Pronunciation: goo-ahn-oodle rhymes with noodle.

Sentence: The pigion guanoodled me as I walked under the tree.

Etymology: root: guano

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Squirtfantaflyze

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Created by: librarian

Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze

Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.

Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting

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Luckidove

Created by: zagovorich

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Aiwannapuonyurheadism

Created by: Upaut

Pronunciation: Aye-wanna-poo-on-your-head-ism

Sentence: Oh, to see bald heads from the skies above, only to spill milky white fluid from my butt! That's the feeling of aiwannapuonyurheadism.

Etymology: Isn't it obvious? "I want to poo on your head", duh!

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Cognijoyping

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: COG-nee-joy-ing

Sentence: I always can be found cognojoyping the day before christmas at the busiest department stores!

Etymology: cognitive=thought, joy=happiness, and ping comes from droppings....as in bird droppings :)

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COMMENTS:

When you break it down this word really has every part of the definition in it, not just some of them... - Javeson1, 2006-12-18: 00:44:00

Yeah that's true --- maybe your missing the flying... but you do have the 'pings - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:51:00

well, dropping implies flying... :) - Javeson1, 2006-12-29: 00:45:00

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Vigeon

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: vig-e-on

Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.

Etymology: vision+ pigeon

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Birgify

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Buh/rgih/fye

Sentence: I often birgify when louts crowd onto me

Etymology: From "bird", "gift" and with a verbal ending to it ^^

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James