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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Contempoop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: con-ten-poop
Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.
Etymology: contemplate, poop
Avianfever
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver
Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.
Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like
Doottillate
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: sht-uh-late
Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner
Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably
Solacegrousenize
Created by: Pappt002
Pronunciation: sah-less-growse-a-nize
Sentence: During the stressful holiday season it is often helpful to solacegrousenize, so you will be more happy.
Etymology:
Unmentavianurea
Created by: paperpieces
Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah
Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.
Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces
Deficatiding
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing
Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!
Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)
Cognocolomboamopaxscatus
Created by: neilly
Pronunciation: cogno-col-om-bo-amo-pax-scatus
Sentence: Roger was sick to death of rude shoppers who had forgot the meaning of Christmas, so he went for a coffee and day-dreamed about a wilful act of cognocolomboamopaxscatus.
Etymology: cogitare (latin, to think or imagine); columba (latin, dove); amo (latin, love); pax (latin, peace); scatus, sounds a bit like scat.
Peacemiarse
Created by: martok
Pronunciation: peace my arse
Sentence: just wait till i am out of this cage, the peacemiarse shall fall on your heads vile humanity.
Etymology: peace/utopia mi arse/anglo saxon/celt/buttocks/skeptical irreverence
Flighpoopering
Created by: xshadowswimmer08x
Pronunciation: fly-poop-er-ing
Sentence: I was daydreaming I was flypoopering in NY.
Etymology: Flight/poop
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James