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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fecalflyer

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"

Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!

Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer

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Peacepoo

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pee-cee poo

Sentence:

Etymology: peace + poo

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Birdwishing

Created by: Abbers

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Fantaecise

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Like it sounds

Sentence: As Eric watched the proselytisers on the corner from his office window he fantaecised.

Etymology: Fantacise + faeces

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Imagiscation

Created by: maker

Pronunciation: E-madgee-scation

Sentence: Suddenly someone interrupted my imagiscation.

Etymology: Imagination + Scat

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Aerodefile

Created by: verbinator

Pronunciation: eh-ro'-di-file

Sentence: Another bad day at Grab 'n Go had Evelyn wishing she could be a pigeon and aerodefile the snotty shoppers bustling past the store.

Etymology: aero + defile

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Cognijoyping

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: COG-nee-joy-ing

Sentence: I always can be found cognojoyping the day before christmas at the busiest department stores!

Etymology: cognitive=thought, joy=happiness, and ping comes from droppings....as in bird droppings :)

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COMMENTS:

When you break it down this word really has every part of the definition in it, not just some of them... - Javeson1, 2006-12-18: 00:44:00

Yeah that's true --- maybe your missing the flying... but you do have the 'pings - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:51:00

well, dropping implies flying... :) - Javeson1, 2006-12-29: 00:45:00

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Poopondreams

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: poop -on -dreams

Sentence: I was so mad at every one in the office that I experienced poopondreams

Etymology: poopondreams - american

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Fececopter

Created by: zephris

Pronunciation: fee'-cee-kop-ter

Sentence: The air was filled with a plethora of fececopters, swarming like so many pigeons.

Etymology: Feecees - excremement + opter - flying contraption

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Bombird

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: bom-berd

Sentence: As he looked at all his colleagues in the law firm, and thought about what he'd like to give them for Christmas,his mind began to bomberd at an unprecendented rate

Etymology: bombard + bird

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COMMENTS:

bombastic word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:05:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James