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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Hiphigistic

Created by: ElBuro

Pronunciation: HIF-ee-GIS-TIK

Sentence: "She stared at the sky with a look of hiphigistic pleasure on her face."

Etymology: Don't ask.

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Peaceon

Created by: bunnyhm

Pronunciation: peece-on ( pronounce like "pigeon" )

Sentence: like "peace" is on you

Etymology:

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Oneiromookulation

pegritz

Created by: pegritz

Pronunciation: oh-NEER-oh-mook-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Every year around the holidays I find myself lost in pleasant fantasies of oneiromookulation.

Etymology: oneiro (Greek. dream) + mook (the doodoo) + ulation (uhhh...the doing of something).

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Defecisualize

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: deff-a-kiz-u-a-lize

Sentence: In therapy she learned to defecisualize to relieve her anxieties about her colleagues, instead of screaming at them.

Etymology: defecate + visualize

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Wishit

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wi-sht

Sentence: While I was doing my speech I was wishting the crowd.

Etymology: wish + sit

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Craptasy

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: crap/tassy

Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.

Etymology: Crap + Fantasy

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COMMENTS:

fmgene reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00

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Mentachripigeonomy

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: men-ta-kri-pij-ON-om-i

Sentence: One of my favorite pasttimes is engaging in mentachripigeonomy right after a long day of shopping.

Etymology:

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Presentpooper

Created by: Baruch

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Altruision

Created by: Rocky

Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun

Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.

Etymology: altruism | Envision

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James