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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Poologium
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: poo-lo-ji-um
Sentence: i delivered my poologium to the masses from on high
Etymology: poo (faeces) eulogium (praise)
Guanogreetings
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings
Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.
Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations
Peacepooping
Created by: munki
Pronunciation: peace-pooping
Sentence: Little Johnny wished he could give the crowd at the mall a good peacepooping.
Etymology: peace + pooping
Fantaseasonsdroppings
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings
Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.
Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings
Peaceopoop
Created by: missblackswan
Pronunciation: pees-o-poop
Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.
Etymology:
Fantasheise
Created by: jagrubb
Pronunciation: fan-tuh-shy-zuh
Sentence: I could fantasheise as I was looking at the birds above us.
Etymology:
Craptasy
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: crap/tassy
Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.
Etymology: Crap + Fantasy
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COMMENTS:
reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00
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Missilego
Created by: Wriiight
Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe
Sentence:
Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.
Contemptlative
Created by: Hobart
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Sitting in the park on a bench, looking at all of those stuck up attractive women, I quickly became contemptlative, considering them screaming ten feet below my flight of doom.
Etymology: Contempt and Contemplative
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James