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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Gifectate
Created by: bungle
Pronunciation: giff-a-cate
Sentence: And lo, the Christmas Dove did gifecate over the shoppers
Etymology: gift & defecate
Contemguantribute
Created by: omista
Pronunciation: con-tem-guan-tri-bUt
Sentence: Jane was stuck in line at the airport security, late for her plane with no power to do anything about it, all that was left for her was a special gift for the NSA: contemguantribution. After all it is the thought that counts, right.
Etymology: contem(plate), guan(o), (retri/contri)tribution
Igdoover
Created by: krisynxkhaos
Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver
Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.
Etymology:
Holydump
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: Ho-lee-dump
Sentence: If only everyone could get a holydump, this world would be a better place.
Etymology: To dump holyness and peace on someone.
Unmentavianurea
Created by: paperpieces
Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah
Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.
Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces
Craptasy
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: crap/tassy
Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.
Etymology: Crap + Fantasy
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COMMENTS:
reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00
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Soarfecate
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Soar-fuh-cate
Sentence: This crowd is getting on my nerves I wish I could soarfecate on all of them.
Etymology: Soar+Defecate
Birdimify
Created by: hvhtim
Pronunciation: BUR-dih-mih-fy
Sentence: i wanted to birdimify myself when i saw the line for santa at the mall.
Etymology: bird, -imify
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COMMENTS:
good one Hvhtim! I feel the same way - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:41:00
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Fantasheise
Created by: jagrubb
Pronunciation: fan-tuh-shy-zuh
Sentence: I could fantasheise as I was looking at the birds above us.
Etymology:
Delusidumping
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: dell-oo-si-dumping
Sentence: A: "i had a dream where i was delusidumping." B: "Thats funny, i had a dream where i got delusidumped on. maybe it was you!"
Etymology: "delus" - links to delusion, as in imagining things. also to deluge, as in an a flood of guano. dumping is pretty self-explanatory.
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James