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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Whitebless

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Amid the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping, one makes time to whitebless.

Etymology: White for the colour of a dove, and its droppings. Bless is self-explanitory.

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Avianfever

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: a·vi·an·fe·ver

Sentence: She would often sit and daydream about coming down with avianfever so that she could leave all her worries behind.

Etymology: avian-bird; fever-illness or like

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Dovepooping

Created by: meiyas

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My favourite pastime when queuing at christmas shops is dovepooping

Etymology: dove + poop

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Dovlusional

Created by: TwoSheds

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.

Etymology: Dove+Delusional

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Cuckoonacy

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: KOO-KOO-na-SEE

Sentence: "That Santa guy's got a major case of Cuckoonacy."

Etymology: Cuckoo + Lunacy

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Crapatulation

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

Pronunciation:

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Autofantaornioffer

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: a-toe-fan-ta-orn-i offer

Sentence: Sometimes when I am experated by large crowds in public places I autofantornioffer.

Etymology: auto: self, fanta: imagine, orni: bird, offer: gift

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Peacecrementalize

msnyder

Created by: msnyder

Pronunciation: peace - crement - a - lyze

Sentence: Santa said, come on up on my sled and peacecrementalize with me as we fly over New York.

Etymology: central appalachain

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Forward

Created by: jodian

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Etymology:

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James