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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Daycream

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: dey-kreem

Sentence: Sitting in his cubicle the night before Christmas, he stared out the window and daycreamed his boss's luxury car.

Etymology: daydream + cream

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Altruision

Created by: Rocky

Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun

Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.

Etymology: altruism | Envision

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Holydoot

Created by: josje

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Dootasia

Created by: alphabetapolothology

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: shit & fantasia

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Hitluck

Created by: tsukishimamonja

Pronunciation: htlk

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Birgify

Created by: Windyo

Pronunciation: Buh/rgih/fye

Sentence: I often birgify when louts crowd onto me

Etymology: From "bird", "gift" and with a verbal ending to it ^^

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Featherllucinate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: feh-ther-lew-sih-nayt

Sentence: Michael liked to spend his lunch hour featherllucinating, especially around bald men and babies.

Etymology: Feather+hallucinate

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Doveosis

Created by: myss51

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Presentpooper

Created by: Baruch

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Vigeon

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: vig-e-on

Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.

Etymology: vision+ pigeon

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James