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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Paratoot
Created by: janedoe
Pronunciation: par-uh-toot
Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.
Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.
Guanogreetings
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: gwono/greet/ings
Sentence: As the bird of paradise swooped to catch a colorful chord of deep and heart-rending sentiment from the holiday singers below, he couldn't help but let loose a load of garish guanogreetings.
Etymology: guano: ornithological ordure + greetings: sentimental salutations
Unmentavianurea
Created by: paperpieces
Pronunciation: un-men-tay-vee-an-yer-ee-ah
Sentence: Sometimes when I am mad at someone I think of unmentavianurea just to imagine poo on his or her head.
Etymology: Un- meaning not, ment- meaning mental, avian meaning bird, urea...feces
Daydrop
Created by: SwabThePoopdeck
Pronunciation: Day-Drop
Sentence: Jack daydropped on the guy who stole his girlfriend.
Etymology: Daydream + Dropping
Imashitation
Created by: missparaguay1991
Pronunciation: as in E. ima -doo -tation
Sentence: dooting over your boss? Your imadootation has no limits!
Etymology: imadootation /ima/ from E imagination + /shit/ from E shit + /ation/ suffix
Squirtfantaflyze
Created by: librarian
Pronunciation: squirt-fanta-flyze
Sentence: Standing in line, I squirtfantaflyzed, concentrating on aiming at the annoying woman in back of me.
Etymology: fantasize + flying + squirting
Peacedrop
Created by: Zheyyy
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I wish I were peacedropping on such a festive season.
Etymology: Peace = Blessings, wishes, harmony, etc. Drop = Befall, bird droppings.
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Deficarielove
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: defi-care-eel-ove
Sentence: I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful parade participants. Don't worry, it's good luck.
Etymology: deficate-ariel-love
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:40:00
I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful participants in the parade. Don't worry, it is good luck. - Hjason, 2006-12-20: 09:28:00
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Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James