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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.

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Cat

Created by: kanagramic

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Rolypolly

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roh-lee-po-lee

Sentence: "Polly wants a cracker", a phrase repeated and reacted upon so many times that Polly is a rolypolly.

Etymology: rolly-poly (short and plumply round, as a person or a young anima) polly (a tame parrot)

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Animaltruistic

DrWebsterIII

Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: an-a-mul-tru-is-tik

Sentence: It's not that I expect Teenie to bring me my slippers when I get home from a long shift, but it would be a nice switch from her usual animaltruistic ways to not have to cater to her

Etymology: N.E. (uws)

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Animaltruistic...I get it! an altruistic animal :)~ Great word Drwebsterill! - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 04:51:00

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Aubey

Created by: Keeah

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Meaowron

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: meee ow rohn

Sentence: Tiddles was such a meaowron that while chasing a fly, he fell out an upstairs window into a cement mixer, enveloping his nether regions in quick drying cement. "What a catassatrophy", thought Luigi

Etymology: meaow, moron

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Two great verbotomies! Roared with laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 09:56:00

Loved it! Perhaps the cement could be casst in bronze for posteriority? - readerwriter, 2009-04-23: 10:47:00

Cute...is tyhis a concrete way to neuter cats? - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:26:00

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Scrumpy

clevercommentary

Created by: clevercommentary

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Sentence: Look at that scrumpy feline!

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Kittykhan

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: kit-ty-kaun

Sentence: When my feet hit the floor in the morning, Cartman, my kittykhan, is sitting at the foot of the bed staring at me, waiting for me to bring his crunchies for breakfast. Twenty minutes later he scratches the furniture so I will let him out. Twenty minutes later, he yowls for me to let him in. He is now ready to spend the day putting lovely decorative fur on my clothes and furniture. My kittykhan is absolute monarch of the home and I, like a pavlovian experiment, will not only obey, but will cuddle and coo like a new grandmother. Yeesh!

Etymology: (wordplay on kittycat) kitty: pet name for cat + khan: imperial medieval rulers of mongol, persian and turkish tribes

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Abdorable

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl

Sentence: Felicity's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.

Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable' (lovable)

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Catonec

Created by: mandeeyardz

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Labradoh

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lab rad oh

Sentence: the only difference between Fifi and her darling labradoh was that only one of them was a natural blonde

Etymology: labrador doh

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-04-23: 00:01:01
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James

mrskellyscl mrskellyscl - 2009-04-23: 07:31:00
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-04-24: 10:31:00
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-11-05: 00:15:00
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James