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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
Verboticisms
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Catankerous
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: cat - tank - ur - us
Sentence: Mr. Whistkas is the most catankerous cat on the face of the earth but he is loved by all because he is sooo cute!
Etymology: cat + cantankerous
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COMMENTS:
Wonderful blend! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:14:00
Catalytic, man! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:18:00
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Bimpet
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: Bim pet
Sentence: My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid
Etymology: bimbo + pet
Rolypolly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roh-lee-po-lee
Sentence: "Polly wants a cracker", a phrase repeated and reacted upon so many times that Polly is a rolypolly.
Etymology: rolly-poly (short and plumply round, as a person or a young anima) polly (a tame parrot)
Pettedplant
Created by: karenanne
Pronunciation: pet ed PLANT
Sentence: Her dog Mimado usually lay around the house like a pettedplant, and today was no exception. "Oh, smoochiepoochie!" she exclaimed fondly as her dog pet-ter-pattered over and settled down in her lap for one of his 3-hour naps. The fact that Mimado was now almost 90 pounds was beginning to weigh on her, both literally and figuratively. But she had created this monster, and now she was being hoisted by her own pet-ard.
Etymology: potted plant + pet
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COMMENTS:
great word - galwaywegian, 2010-11-06: 06:13:00
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Slothpuppy
Created by: Wonderbread
Pronunciation: [slawth-puhp-ee]
Sentence: Princess managed to foul all over my dad's golfing shoes, but when I looked into her big, round eyes I couldn't help but forgive her. She's a total slothpuppy.
Etymology:
Abdorable
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl
Sentence: Angora's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.
Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable'.
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COMMENTS:
Appeals to the child in all of us ... and like the last two words in the definition is Irresistably Cute! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 01:51:00
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Charmideous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: charm id E us
Sentence: He rescued the mixed-breed bassett from the phound. The poor mutt had long, matted, hair, desperately in need of shampooing and clipping, along with a frighteningly ugly, part boxer, part schnauzer, part pugly, face ... earning him the name of Scrunge Bob Scare Pants ... so charmideous he was a blessing in disguise!
Etymology: HIDEOUSLY, CHARMING = CHARMIDEOUS. // A pound for hounds is a phound. // Pug ugly is pugly.
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COMMENTS:
Love it! Scrunge Bob Scare Pants -ha, what a tail. If I had a Bassett, I'd call it Angela! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:24:00
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Petagree
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pet ag ree
Sentence: To be a lovable lazy lump of ginger feline love machine was Tom's petagree.
Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Agree (be agreeable or suitable)and WordPlay on Pedigree (line of descent of a pure-bred animal)
Mopetron
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: moh-pet-tron
Sentence: Hammy the cat's mopetronic behaviour was starting to creep her out, the constant eye contact and weird little grunts he made by his empty food dish - he would lay there all day until she fed him again. If Hammy could talk he would say, "You must tell me how beautiful I am daily, and you must pet me when I want you to, not only that YOU are MY slave, you do what I want when I want."
Etymology: moron (a stupid dimwit) + pet (domesticated tamed animal companion)
Lethlargicat
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: le-th-laar-ji-kaat
Sentence: Angie's cat Milo was such a leglargicat. Always meowing for more food, she was so good at getting what she wanted with that cute little purr.
Etymology: Lethargy (laziness) + large (fat) + cat (common household pet)
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COMMENTS:
Clever word! - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 21:26:00
Biscotti, I really enjoy your clever creativeness :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 06:53:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James