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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.

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Bignoramut

Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: big nor a mut

Sentence: Sally’s bignoramut’s main activity was to wait by the door for her. Unfortunately, one day the big stupid fat dog lay too close to the door when Sally burst inside her apartment. “Bonkraashunch”! “Dawling! I’m sorry!” Sally cooed apologetically. “Thump thump thump...”

Etymology: From IGNORAMUS, BIG and MUT.

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Lardarling

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: lah-dar-ling

Sentence: Unable to take her dogs for a walk, but indulging their cute tricks with special treats, Rotunda ended up with lardarling labradors.

Etymology: lard (fat) + darling (adorable)

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COMMENTS:

Fatastic! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:18:00

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Lethlargicat

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: le-th-laar-ji-kaat

Sentence: Angie's cat Milo was such a leglargicat. Always meowing for more food, she was so good at getting what she wanted with that cute little purr.

Etymology: Lethargy (laziness) + large (fat) + cat (common household pet)

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COMMENTS:

Clever word! - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 21:26:00

Biscotti, I really enjoy your clever creativeness :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-04-24: 06:53:00

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Abdorable

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl

Sentence: Felicity's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.

Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable' (lovable)

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Kittykhan

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: kit-ty-kaun

Sentence: When my feet hit the floor in the morning, Cartman, my kittykhan, is sitting at the foot of the bed staring at me, waiting for me to bring his crunchies for breakfast. Twenty minutes later he scratches the furniture so I will let him out. Twenty minutes later, he yowls for me to let him in. He is now ready to spend the day putting lovely decorative fur on my clothes and furniture. My kittykhan is absolute monarch of the home and I, like a pavlovian experiment, will not only obey, but will cuddle and coo like a new grandmother. Yeesh!

Etymology: (wordplay on kittycat) kitty: pet name for cat + khan: imperial medieval rulers of mongol, persian and turkish tribes

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Bimpet

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: Bim pet

Sentence: My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid

Etymology: bimbo + pet

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Labradoh

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lab rad oh

Sentence: the only difference between Fifi and her darling labradoh was that only one of them was a natural blonde

Etymology: labrador doh

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Scrumpy

clevercommentary

Created by: clevercommentary

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Look at that scrumpy feline!

Etymology:

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Pettedplant

karenanne

Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: pet ed PLANT

Sentence: Her dog Mimado usually lay around the house like a pettedplant, and today was no exception. "Oh, smoochiepoochie!" she exclaimed fondly as her dog pet-ter-pattered over and settled down in her lap for one of his 3-hour naps. The fact that Mimado was now almost 90 pounds was beginning to weigh on her, both literally and figuratively. But she had created this monster, and now she was being hoisted by her own pet-ard.

Etymology: potted plant + pet

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COMMENTS:

great word - galwaywegian, 2010-11-06: 06:13:00

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Abdorable

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ab-DORE-uh-bl

Sentence: Angora's cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it's days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable.

Etymology: Blend of 'abhor' (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and 'adorable'.

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COMMENTS:

Appeals to the child in all of us ... and like the last two words in the definition is Irresistably Cute! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 01:51:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-04-23: 00:01:01
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James

mrskellyscl mrskellyscl - 2009-04-23: 07:31:00
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-04-24: 10:31:00
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-11-05: 00:15:00
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James