Verboticisms

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: junk/cut/tur

Sentence: He had to have plastic surgery to replce the roof of his mouth thanks to junkcutters.

Etymology: junk + cut + junketter

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Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: mouth slaughter

Sentence: Everytime I eat cap'n crunch, the cereal commits 3rd degree mouthslaughter.

Etymology: mouth + slaughter

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: free to slays

Sentence: When she watches tv, Penenlope has to have salt and fat to intensify her programs. She loves murder mysteries and often fritoslays herself with sharp and salty foods. This is especially true while watching CS AyeAye and Hawaii Five Oh-Oh.

Etymology: Frito-Lays (large corporation who produce many types of snack foods) & Slays (kills intentionally, premeditated)

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Created by: lobelia

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: chipəngkchər

Sentence: Sam loves his tortilla snacks. What he doesn*t love is when he chipunctures the roof of his mouth with these insidious little shards of corn. Not only do they chipuncture the flesh, they immediately inject salt into the wound.

Etymology: chip (a thin slice of food made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and typically eaten as a snack) + puncture (a small hole in something such as the skin, caused by a sharp object)

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Created by: jeremy21

Pronunciation: /beart-head/

Sentence: That razor point of a chip leads to a barthead.

Etymology: bart head came from blackhead in acne but in your mouth its called a barthead. it is called bart head because it leaves an indenture of bart simpson's head on your toungue .

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Created by: Squigart

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Created by: Abraxised

Pronunciation: chip-kut

Sentence: OWW! I just got a chipcut!

Etymology: chip (a crunchy slice of cooked potato) cut (a small wound)

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈsnæk.læʃ/

Sentence: Snacklash is the humble potato chip's last line of defense.

Etymology: From snack + backlash.

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COMMENTS:

very funny ErWenn - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-27: 11:30:00

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Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Pal-at-iz-ore

Sentence: Whilst snacking on his favourite potato crisps, Bob was suddenly afflicted with a painful case of palateisaur, he had accidentally caught the roof of his mouth with one of the sharp edges. His eyes would not stop watering for half an hour and he was only able to eat ice-cream for the rest of the week!

Etymology: Palate(the roof of the mouth) + Sore(a raw and painful place on the body) = Palateisaur

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COMMENTS:

funny - sounds like a new species of dinosaur - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:52:00

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