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DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

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Munchure

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: munk-chur

Sentence: I was munching on a tortilla chip. It was so sharp that it created a munchure wound.

Etymology: A combination of the word Munch (as in snack foods) and Puncture (as in a deep wound or cut)

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Grazegraze

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: graysgrays

Sentence: Her grazegraze didn't bleed much, but it did stingle

Etymology: graze as in wound, graze as in eat all day

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Carnoral

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: karn-awr-uhl

Sentence: His carnoral was so severe that he made an appointment to see his dentist hoping for a shot of novocaine.

Etymology: carnage + oral

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Injureat

Created by: micheles

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Doritow

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: doh-reet-ow

Sentence: Bill suffered a major doritow when one corner of his nacho-cheese flavored torilla chip got wedged under his toung and another corner jammed into the roof of his mouth as he bit down on it.

Etymology: Doritos: A brand of flavored tortilla chips. + ow: an interjection that denotes pain.

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Bitefight

Created by: jkernen1

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Sentence: Those pringles looked good, but my mouth couldn't afford another bitefight.

Etymology: bite + fight

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Chipaschnit

Created by: Squigart

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Exsanguineats

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: ex san goo in eets

Sentence: Although the exsanguineats had 640 calories per serving, she actually lost weight while eating them.

Etymology: exsanguinate (bleeding out) eats

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COMMENTS:

never heard of exsanguinate before but it works like a charm in your definition - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:54:00

Exsanguinate and desanguinate are terms used on cop shows for people who bleed to death...Hill Street Blues used them all the time. I would rather deSANGRIAnate! - Nosila, 2008-10-25: 00:26:00

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