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DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.
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Taytohs
Created by: suzanne
Pronunciation: Tay-toes
Sentence: In her lust for salty favour she gave herself tayohs.
Etymology: Tayto- the most beloved brand of crispsin my native land. oh -expression of surprise/ pain
Potatoclip
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: poh-tay-toh-clip
Sentence: My mouth had just recovered from a Fritolesion when I suffered a potatoclip. If I didn't stop being an ouchpotato, I'd continue to get these painful foodboos.
Etymology: potato chip, clip (gash)
Injuritos
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: injərdərētōs
Sentence: If I didn't know better i would think Matt was something of a masochist. Every time I see him he is munching on a bag of Injuritos. The full-size chips are bad enough but the shards in the bottom of the bag might as well be chunks of glass. The insidious part is that the company that makes these "shivs in a sack" has added an ingredient called nacho that numbs the palate so that the damage is hardly noticed.
Etymology: injured (harmed, damaged, or impaired) + Doritos (a popular brand of chips)
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COMMENTS:
nice one! - galwaywegian, 2008-10-23: 10:04:00
fantastic - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:51:00
Damned clever! - metrohumanx, 2008-10-23: 17:14:00
Splendido! - Nosila, 2008-10-23: 20:35:00
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Chipnick
Created by: thebaron
Pronunciation: chip-nick
Sentence: She received a nasty chipnick after rapidly consuming those salt and vinegar chips.
Etymology: chip(potato chip) & nick (injure/jab)
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COMMENTS:
Ilike it! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-27: 23:57:00
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Pointidbit
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: poin-tid-bit
Sentence: Kimberly never bought rock candy without buying orajel or anbesol. She knew the sugary pointidbits would scrape their way across the roof of her mouth while she scarfed them down, but the sweet thorsels were too much to resist, so she tried only to alleviate the symptoms rather than prevent them. About the side effect: "Oh, it's the greatest tongue scrapper around" she explained to Zinnia while drooling blood, "it's done wonders for my breath."
Etymology: pointed (has a sharp point) + tidbit (small piece of a food)
Crunchpunch
Created by: Buzzardbilly
Pronunciation: krәnch pәnch
Sentence: Eating hot wings for lunch after having a bowl of Cap'n Crunch for breakfast proved to be an exercise in masochism as the hot sauce filled all of the crunchpunches in the roof of my mouth with searing pain.
Etymology: crunch (to chew noisily) + punch (to make a hole into)
Prangle
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pran ggel
Sentence: she prangled herself with the sour cream and onion flavours and caused third degree burns to the wound with the chili dip.
Etymology: pringle, prang.
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COMMENTS:
sounds painful - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-27: 11:33:00
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Potatabrasion
Created by: LotusB
Pronunciation: Po-tay-tah-bray-sion
Sentence: Chowing down heavily on a family size bag of chips, and preoccupied by the awesomely terrible movie on TV, young Jenny must have munched too much - one got her right on the roof of her mouth! That Potatabrasion stayed sore all day! And I'm sure the salt didn't help, either!
Etymology: Potato + Abrasion + Potatabrasion
Dolorito
Created by: bbawden
Pronunciation: Dough-Low-ree-Toe
Sentence: I was so hungry this morning, I ate 3 bowls of cap'n Crunch, resulting in a plethora of doloritos all day.
Etymology: Dorito- chip Dolor- Spanish for PAIN
Exsanguineats
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ex san goo in eets
Sentence: Although the exsanguineats had 640 calories per serving, she actually lost weight while eating them.
Etymology: exsanguinate (bleeding out) eats
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COMMENTS:
never heard of exsanguinate before but it works like a charm in your definition - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:54:00
Exsanguinate and desanguinate are terms used on cop shows for people who bleed to death...Hill Street Blues used them all the time. I would rather deSANGRIAnate! - Nosila, 2008-10-25: 00:26:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by xirtam. Thank you xirtam! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by xirtam. Thank you xirtam. ~ James