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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Chaperuin

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in

Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.

Etymology: chaperone + ruin

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Libidonator

Created by: XMbIPb

Pronunciation: /li-bi-do-na-tor/

Sentence: Q.: "Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around... wow... what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way." A.: "That 'guy' is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia's Dad incidentally. And your name is...?"

Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} - from "libido": sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); "nator" - suffix derived from the character of 'TERMINATOR,' a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name.

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Droopener

Created by: mikeroffey

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Passionsmashin

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: Passion Smash in

Sentence: In the school hall, stealing a kiss. Teacher comes. "Now! Now! None of this." Necking in the car at the drive-in move passion pit. Parents pull up, park in the next spot, "Dad gum it!" Making out in the back seat out on Lover's Lane. Cops rapped on the widow. Another passionsmashin again!

Etymology: Passion, Smash in. Passion - strong sexual desires. Smash in - break, ruin, end, destroy. Passionsmashin can be used as a noun, a verb, or adjective.

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COMMENTS:

hahahaha...like it. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:14:00

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Romekneeno

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: rome/nee/no

Sentence: Juliet's father was a real romekneeno. Everytime an errant hand slid past her knee, he chopped it off.

Etymology: romeo + rome + knee + no

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COMMENTS:

Every word in your etymology is so well chosen ... with romeo and knee topping the other two. Knees can be a turn on ... but alas ... they can also be a painful turn-off ... incorporating it into your verbot makes it so powerful! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:21:00

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Procrasdulation

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation

Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.

Etymology: procrastination + adulation

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Original! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:59:00

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Procrasdulation

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation

Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.

Etymology: PROCRASDULATION - noun - from PROCRASTINATION (to defer action; delay)+ ADULATION (to show excessive admiration)

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How true! Excellent word. Great etymology. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:29:00

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Amoratude

Created by: 8Revolution8

Pronunciation: a/more/a/tude

Sentence: David does not want to go near Carol after the latest incident with her dad, and also her dad's got amoratude

Etymology: amour (love) + atitude (sharp attitude towards when someone gets the 'hots'

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pretty sick word - dalmero8, 2008-02-13: 17:33:00

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Woodinator

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or

Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.

Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).

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Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00

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Detestosterone

Created by: bilrux

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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