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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
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Libidonator
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /li-bi-do-na-tor/
Sentence: Q.: "Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around... wow... what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way." A.: "That 'guy' is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia's Dad incidentally. And your name is...?"
Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} - from "libido": sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); "nator" - suffix derived from the character of 'TERMINATOR,' a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name.
Concupiquell
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: kon/KYOO/pi/kwel
Sentence: Larry's prurient urges were concupiquelled by by the mangy beast.
Etymology: concupiscence + quell
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COMMENTS:
very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00
Great stuff - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00
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Mangaplump
Created by: Mangaplump
Pronunciation: Manga-plump
Sentence: U have a nice Mangaplump.
Etymology:
Lustbuster
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: lust - bust - ur
Sentence: Denise's mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter's date putting his arm around her. Duke's imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room.
Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up)
Loveguard
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: luv-gard
Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.
Etymology: love and guard
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COMMENTS:
Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00
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Jizzstapo
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: jiztäpō
Sentence: Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station.
Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen)
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COMMENTS:
sehr gut! - Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00
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Libidavise
Created by: Niktionary
Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize
Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!
Etymology: libido + advise
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COMMENTS:
The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00
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Reppotsul
Created by: DeltaRho2K
Pronunciation: Ree-pot'-sul
Sentence: Nothing helps me with my goal of abstinence before marriage as well as my personal reppotsul, who, while on a date, got my boyfriend thinking about his grandmother, open-heart surgery, and football.
Etymology: A reversed, apostrophe-less contraction of the words Lust and Stopper.
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COMMENTS:
First reverse verboticism I've seen! Kudos for daring to try something new! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-14: 13:59:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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