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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Partypoocher
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Par-tee-poo-cher
Sentence: Just when Tom thought things were hotting up between him and Carmel, her dog Tyson decided to play the partypoocher and jump on her lap growling at him everytime he moved.
Etymology: See Partypooper
Lustbuster
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: lust - bust - ur
Sentence: Denise's mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter's date putting his arm around her. Duke's imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room.
Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up)
Procrasdulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation
Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.
Etymology: procrastination + adulation
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COMMENTS:
Original! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:59:00
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Woodinator
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or
Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.
Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).
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COMMENTS:
Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00
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Notsosupervisor
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: Not-so-soup-er-vis-or
Sentence: Kimberly's niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: "No, you guys should totally come over. She's clueless and she lives by the train tracks." But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt's house. "Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don't touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long." Kimberly said. "Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!" Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor.
Etymology: Not + Supervisor
Disscurragemeant
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: diss/cur/rage/ment
Sentence: Disscurragemeant took on a whole different meaning when Phil nearly lost three fingers in an attempt to cuddle up closer.
Etymology: diss + cur (dog) + rage + meant (intended)
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COMMENTS:
Stunned by the way you take one word and tweak it with a letter, or a few, and have a great verbotomy to fit the definition. Today's is Exceptional. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:15:00
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Passionsmashin
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Passion Smash in
Sentence: In the school hall, stealing a kiss. Teacher comes. "Now! Now! None of this." Necking in the car at the drive-in move passion pit. Parents pull up, park in the next spot, "Dad gum it!" Making out in the back seat out on Lover's Lane. Cops rapped on the widow. Another passionsmashin again!
Etymology: Passion, Smash in. Passion - strong sexual desires. Smash in - break, ruin, end, destroy. Passionsmashin can be used as a noun, a verb, or adjective.
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COMMENTS:
hahahaha...like it. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:14:00
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Amoratude
Created by: 8Revolution8
Pronunciation: a/more/a/tude
Sentence: David does not want to go near Carol after the latest incident with her dad, and also her dad's got amoratude
Etymology: amour (love) + atitude (sharp attitude towards when someone gets the 'hots'
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COMMENTS:
pretty sick word - dalmero8, 2008-02-13: 17:33:00
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Lustbuster
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /LUST-bus-ter/
Sentence: Nothing could spoil the mood like Andrea's dog, Fang. Like a true 'lustbuster' he had an uncanny ability to sense a sexual advance coming on — Todd didn't even have to make a move toward her — all he had to do was just think about putting an arm around Andrea, and the flea-bitten cur would lift his head and start snarling at him.
Etymology: lust - intense sexual desire or appetite (Old Norse, lyst "desire") + buster - a person who breaks up something (Origin: 1825–35, Americanism; bust & -er)
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COMMENTS:
lol! Excellent choice of words Tigger. :) - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:40:00
Simple but effective. - ErWenn, 2008-02-13: 10:13:00
Haven't we seen this before for a different definition? It's so good, twice is nice! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:04:00
Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00
Doggone, Todd! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:36:00
I didn't recall it being used here before silveryaspen, but if it was I apologize. I was thinking of rhyming the word 'lust' and 'bust' and thought it kinda sounded like 'dustbuster'. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:30:00
Apologies to Stevenson0 — he submitted 'Lustbust' for a similar definition in January. It must've been stuck in the back of my head... it was such a good word. - Tigger, 2008-02-21: 02:20:00
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Libidavise
Created by: Niktionary
Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize
Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!
Etymology: libido + advise
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COMMENTS:
The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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