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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Heartbrake
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: hart-bray-k
Sentence: In the heat of passion, please protective us from parents, jealous pets, mischevious children, overprotective friends and relatives and all other heartbrakes.
Etymology: When our hearts meet passionately and others interrupt putting on the brakes ... they are heartbrakes.
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:23:00
Perhaps some want to prevent us from paying "heartbalm" or even ending up in "Heartbreak Hotel!?" Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00
Cute word...you brake me up! - Nosila, 2008-02-14: 00:26:00
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Amourtify
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: am or ti fye
Sentence: When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd's intentions. She would not be swayed by Bengy's uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy's motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth.
Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)
Erotiblocker
Created by: jajsr
Pronunciation: Ear-rot-tee-blah-ker
Sentence: Things were heating up between Jeff and Jane, and they both wanted each other badly. As soon as Jeff began to make his move, in comes Jane's German Sheppard Kibbles, who was a staunch erotiblocker. No one was going to steal Jane's affection from Kibbles!
Etymology: Combination of "Erotic": Strongly marked or affected by sexual desire; and "Blocker": To hinder the passage, progress or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction.
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COMMENTS:
good one - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00
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Asstrynot
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ass-tri-not
Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.
Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut
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COMMENTS:
hitting form already! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:42:00
Coidissing is also a great verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:49:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:15:00
Nothing austronauty about to happen here! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:43:00
i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:17:00
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Relationshifter
Created by: LibbyR
Pronunciation: relay-shun-shift-er
Sentence: Sarah is a classic relationshifter. Tell her about your new boyfriend and his amazing sense of humour, and she'll point out his terrible dress sense... and doesn't he still live at home with his mum?
Etymology: relationship (connection of two or more people) + shift (alter, change)
Thirdweiler
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: third - wheel- er
Sentence: Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda's eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog.
Etymology: third wheel (one who deters the couple's activities - just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs)
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COMMENTS:
The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you :-) - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00
lovely - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00
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Chaperuin
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in
Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.
Etymology: chaperone + ruin
Erogenot
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: i-roj-uh-NOT
Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.
Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.
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COMMENTS:
brilliant! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00
Out of this world! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00
How strange, we both must have some "Ted" fixation... Great word! - Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00
Love it Ozzie! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00
Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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