Verboticisms

Created by: CrystalNekol

Pronunciation: cock-o-block

Sentence: The dog cockoblocked the guy from getting any sexual pleasure that night.

Etymology: Cock-block

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Created by: ianbkk

Pronunciation: WOE - cowboy

Sentence: Her woecowboy of a bestfriend walked in just as I was getting into my stride.

Etymology: Woe - sadness and a play on 'whoa'

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COMMENTS:

Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:51:00

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: lust - bust - ur

Sentence: Denise's mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter's date putting his arm around her. Duke's imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room.

Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up)

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Created by: XMbIPb

Pronunciation: /li-bi-do-na-tor/

Sentence: Q.: "Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around... wow... what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way." A.: "That 'guy' is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia's Dad incidentally. And your name is...?"

Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} - from "libido": sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); "nator" - suffix derived from the character of 'TERMINATOR,' a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name.

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Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: auto - e - rot - a - stop

Sentence: Six weeks had passed since the arrival of the new baby and Aaron and Kelly were feeling up to an attempt at romance. The baby was recently fed, dry and sleeping peacefully. Aaron leaned in for a much needed inaugural kiss and just before his lips met Kelly's, the baby squawked. Aaron pulled away and held his breath. The crying stopped. Kelly waved him in for a second try and again the baby screamed, only louder. This time the baby could not be stopped. She screamed like a fire alarm for an hour. The exhausted parents consulted the owner's manual and discovered that their bundle of joy had come equipped with the often standard AUTOEROTISTOP alarm. This option was apparently not refundable.

Etymology: auto + erotica + stop

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COMMENTS:

Out-of-gas-stop! Being stationary ... stopped at the station ... unable to move! Evokes so many images ... Wonderful Creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:18:00

Hmmm... sounds like a poor design, but then again, it never runs out of gas, does it? - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:48:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reks sting wish

Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.

Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dôtərkoōlər

Sentence: Denise strongly encouraged her daughter Cindy to entertain her boyfriend at home. She would give them full use of the family room while she and Jim (Dad) would keep themselves busy in the kitchen. But Mom was a terrific daughtercooler. She would NEED the punch bowl or grill set from a closet at just the right moment to put a nyet blanket on any nefarious activities. Just a cough or clearing of the throat from the other room could send chills down Cindy's spine. On more than one occasion, Cindy searched the family room looking for a hidden video cam. In the end she decided that Mom must be psychic.

Etymology: Daughter (female offspring) cooler (a device or container for keeping things cool)

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COMMENTS:

Who said you could write about my mother? - ladyiggy, 2008-12-05: 04:43:00

Love it. where can i get one and will it work for two daughters? - galwaywegian, 2008-12-05: 07:20:00

They just want to have some doggone fun... +1 - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:23:00

made me laugh - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:37:00

Great create. So straightforward you know immediately what it means! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:26:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: third - wheel- er

Sentence: Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda's eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog.

Etymology: third wheel (one who deters the couple's activities - just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs)

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COMMENTS:

The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you :-) - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00

lovely - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: am or ti fye

Sentence: When Bengy first met Todd, he sought to amourtify Beth about Todd's intentions. She would not be swayed by Bengy's uncharacteristic barkings, moanings and growls about Todd. Beth should have known better than to doubt Bengy's motives and actions about Todd. Caught with her Maid of Honor, she allowed Bengy to amortify Todd with his sharp teeth.

Etymology: Amour (Love, romance,a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship) & Mortify (Embarrass;cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of)

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Created by: kimmarie

Pronunciation: ah-moor-ang-core

Sentence: The sun was setting, her eyes twinkled, the stars were aligned. As he slid closer to her on the coach a shadow appeared on the stairs. Her father, the amoranchor was poised to put an end to his ambitions.

Etymology: amor is Latin for love and anchor from english, meaning the weighing down of a boat so that it stays still and does not sail off into the sunset.

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