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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Passionsmashin
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: Passion Smash in
Sentence: In the school hall, stealing a kiss. Teacher comes. "Now! Now! None of this." Necking in the car at the drive-in move passion pit. Parents pull up, park in the next spot, "Dad gum it!" Making out in the back seat out on Lover's Lane. Cops rapped on the widow. Another passionsmashin again!
Etymology: Passion, Smash in. Passion - strong sexual desires. Smash in - break, ruin, end, destroy. Passionsmashin can be used as a noun, a verb, or adjective.
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COMMENTS:
hahahaha...like it. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:14:00
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Assaultpeter
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: as salt pee ter
Sentence: Diane's Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either...
Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners)
Heartbrake
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: hart-bray-k
Sentence: In the heat of passion, please protective us from parents, jealous pets, mischevious children, overprotective friends and relatives and all other heartbrakes.
Etymology: When our hearts meet passionately and others interrupt putting on the brakes ... they are heartbrakes.
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COMMENTS:
clever - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:23:00
Perhaps some want to prevent us from paying "heartbalm" or even ending up in "Heartbreak Hotel!?" Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00
Cute word...you brake me up! - Nosila, 2008-02-14: 00:26:00
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Woodinator
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or
Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.
Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).
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COMMENTS:
Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00
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Fornicashun
Created by: Banky
Pronunciation: four-nih-cay-shun
Sentence: Pastor Ted, pad and pen in hand, began to outline his homily for the next day's assembly of ChastiKids from across the country. He planned to start out by detailing all of the benefits of fornicashun. "To say "noitus" to coitus is to respect ones body and give praise to the Lord. Avoiding the mortal sin of lust will prevent you from contracting the many rashes of Satan..." Ted was interrupted as the ink on the paper bloomed into a dark carnation as the prostitutes in his hotel room hot tub started a water fight. There would be time to work on this later, so Ted grabbed his ball-gag and riding crop and intentionally perverted the term "water polo".
Etymology: fornication + shun
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COMMENTS:
Nice one Reverend Banky! - metro1, 2008-02-13: 10:39:00
Very nice alterashun! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:01:00
It just flows so nicely. - picabomama, 2008-02-13: 13:07:00
Seems like they're about to see Teddy bare! Still thinking about why we choose to name a character in our sentences, "TED." ???? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:58:00
You're a fantastic story writer! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:11:00
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Lustbust
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: Lust-Bust
Sentence: Girl: Hey, let's make out! Boy: Yeah! *They kiss* Friend: Hey guys what's the calculus homework? Girl and Boy: Man, what a lustbust!
Etymology: Lust- Sexuality, Arousal + Bust- To ruin; destruction.
Relationshifter
Created by: LibbyR
Pronunciation: relay-shun-shift-er
Sentence: Sarah is a classic relationshifter. Tell her about your new boyfriend and his amazing sense of humour, and she'll point out his terrible dress sense... and doesn't he still live at home with his mum?
Etymology: relationship (connection of two or more people) + shift (alter, change)
Amoranchor
Created by: kimmarie
Pronunciation: ah-moor-ang-core
Sentence: The sun was setting, her eyes twinkled, the stars were aligned. As he slid closer to her on the coach a shadow appeared on the stairs. Her father, the amoranchor was poised to put an end to his ambitions.
Etymology: amor is Latin for love and anchor from english, meaning the weighing down of a boat so that it stays still and does not sail off into the sunset.
Fizzure
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: fiz-ure
Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.
Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure
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COMMENTS:
Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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