Verboticisms

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: hart-bray-k

Sentence: In the heat of passion, please protective us from parents, jealous pets, mischevious children, overprotective friends and relatives and all other heartbrakes.

Etymology: When our hearts meet passionately and others interrupt putting on the brakes ... they are heartbrakes.

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COMMENTS:

clever - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:23:00

Perhaps some want to prevent us from paying "heartbalm" or even ending up in "Heartbreak Hotel!?" Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00

Cute word...you brake me up! - Nosila, 2008-02-14: 00:26:00

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Created by: dalmero8

Pronunciation: love/structor

Sentence: "Man, her dad was such a lovestructor!"

Etymology: love + obstructor

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COMMENTS:

Has originality! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:31:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ləstäpər

Sentence: When Jill’s dad installed closed-circuit cameras throughout the house he told everybody it was a security issue. Mentioning to her boyfriend that he could activate any camera at any time proved to be a major lustopper.

Etymology: lust (a passionate desire for something) + stopper (a person or thing that halts or obstructs a specified thing)

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Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: show ver row ver

Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.

Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.

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COMMENTS:

Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00

Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00

a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00

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Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: fiz-ure

Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.

Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure

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COMMENTS:

Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00

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Created by: kimmarie

Pronunciation: ah-moor-ang-core

Sentence: The sun was setting, her eyes twinkled, the stars were aligned. As he slid closer to her on the coach a shadow appeared on the stairs. Her father, the amoranchor was poised to put an end to his ambitions.

Etymology: amor is Latin for love and anchor from english, meaning the weighing down of a boat so that it stays still and does not sail off into the sunset.

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Created by: Nuwanda

Pronunciation: that's no moray

Sentence: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's amore. When your dad barges in while you're engaging in sin...thatsnomore. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine...that's amore. When your roommate says "Hi! Oh, you're not the same guy!"...thatsnomore

Etymology: A slight tweaking of the Tony Bennett classic song.

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COMMENTS:

Big hit here ... big as the song! If I were a teacher, I'd give it a Four A ! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:10:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiztäpō

Sentence: Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station.

Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen)

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COMMENTS:

sehr gut! - Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00

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Created by: mikeroffey

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: soh berr man flin shur

Sentence: Rudolph, her sobermanflincher was the canine equivalent of a dip in the arctic ocean at christmas. Wwithin a matter of seconds Rudolph was the only one drooling in the room.

Etymology: doberman pinscher, sober man flincher geddit?

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:41:00

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