Verboticisms

Created by: arandomperson97

Pronunciation: Sub-age

Sentence: The woman was acting very subaged, in order to appear young.

Etymology: sub- under age -age

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Created by: Brodobaggins

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Created by: 719985

Pronunciation: fOH-vest

Sentence: That girl has a fauxvest identity! There's no way she's 21!

Etymology: faux - french word for fake vest - garment

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COMMENTS:

This word is copyrighted. If anyone decides to use this in a dictionary, I expect payment. - 719985, 2014-02-06: 14:54:00

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Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: PREE-VARI-CRONE-OH- SPIN

Sentence: When dreary old rat faced Pat was pulled over by the Paramus police, she fumbled for her poorly-doctored driver's license and tried to turn on her nonexistant charm. Although she was older than hair, losing her eyesight and driving at the speed of a glacier, she tried to use PREVARICHRONOSPIN to convince the officer that she was NOT enfeebled by her many bitter years of ineffectual lies, duplicity and hands-on cellphone driving...................... "Lady, don't try to PREVARICHRONOSPIN your way out of this !" said the irate trafficop............... "You're a disgrace as a forger, and a pain to meet on the streets of this basically clean town."

Etymology: PREVARicate: to lie+................... CHRONOs: the personification of time+.. SPIN: to create an illusion for the porpoises of image enhancement.(whew)

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COMMENTS:

http://www.alltooflat.com/ - metrohumanx, 2008-07-23: 00:36:00

It's taught me to RESPECT the Romans! - metrohumanx, 2008-07-23: 00:37:00

great paragraph - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:10:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: men dayj shus

Sentence: When it came to seeking the Fountain of Youth, our Granny could be very mandagecious. She would even pay service workers in bars, restaurants and liquor stores to card her...they loved the extra money and she loved everyone thinking she was under age!

Etymology: Mendacious (intentionally lying;given to untruths) & Age (how long someone or something has existed)

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Created by: colapop

Pronunciation: FA-bri-gage

Sentence: Edna tried hard to fabrigage her way into the trendy nightclub, but Bruno wouldn't allow it.

Etymology: A combination of 'fabricate' (to make up for the purpose of deception) and 'age'. This includes a word-play on the word 'engage' [To engage in the fabrication of ones age].

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catchy - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:11:00

Love it! :) - lumina, 2008-07-23: 22:51:00

Good one. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:52:00

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Created by: 718114

Pronunciation: ME-SO-PER-JUR-Y

Sentence: The teenager committed mesoperjury in order to illegally buy beer.

Etymology: Meso: Age Perjury: dishonesty

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Created by: Paulefinch

Pronunciation: kwoz'-I-dentifI

Sentence: 25 year old Robert quasidentified himself as 32 so he could check out more books from the library at a time.

Etymology: quasi+identify

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Created by: texmom

Pronunciation: mal mat ture a shun

Sentence: At the meeting of the red hat society she committed malmaturation by saying she was 55 when everyone knew she was at least 70.

Etymology: mal - bad mature - aging tion - makes it a noun

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Created by: hooterbug

Pronunciation: hə-lū'sə-nā'ging

Sentence: Edith was obviously hallucinaging when she thought that by putting blonde hilights in her blue hair she would look 35.

Etymology: Blend of Hallucinate + Age

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COMMENTS:

love the way you think - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:10:00

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