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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

I'm paid to think!

DEFINITION: To have a job where you get paid for thinking, daydreaming, or just sitting around wasting time and trying to look busy.

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Clap! Clap!

DEFINITION: v.To be so obsessed with your own cleverness and wittiness that you don't listen to what anyone else is saying, let alone understand them. v. A person who is obsessed with their own wittiness.

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Let us be.

DEFINITION: n. A person who is totally consumed by what they eat. v. To be so focused on your food that it eats away at your soul.

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I can't eat any more.

DEFINITION: To leave food on your plate, not for the starving children in the world, but so you don't get fat.

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My other car is a hybrid

DEFINITION: n. A person who pretends to be green because they think global warming is hot. v. To name-drop green status symbols in a shallow attempt to attract comely green people.

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The salesman told me I  didn't need to pay a cent.

DEFINITION: n. The type of headache you get from buying too many things with your credit card. Note: Symptoms do not usually appear until the following month.v. To buy yourself a huge credit card headache.

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Daddy? No it's mommy!

DEFINITION: v. The moment when a child realizes that they are turning into their mother, or father, or both! n. To suddenly realize that you are turning into your parents.

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Abandon your cars and be free

DEFINITION: The smug feeling of superiority that runners get when they pass cars trapped in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

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