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'What did you just say?'

DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.

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Mouthfreudercize

Created by: pandafever

Pronunciation: mowth-froud-err-cize

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Verbootin

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: verb/oot/in

Sentence: He was always guilty of verbootin - letting forbidden thoughts escape

Etymology: verboten- forbidden + boot + in

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Nice one! - BMott, 2007-02-06: 22:48:00

thanks BMott - porsche, 2007-02-07: 11:14:00

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Discontemfoot

Created by: grrigiveup

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Freudfootenmouth

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: freud-foot-in-mouth

Sentence: I just freudfootenmouth-ed by telling her that she had nice boobs instead of boots.

Etymology: freud: as in "freudian slip", footen mouth: as in foot in mouth.

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Miscogloquence

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: miss-COG-lo-kwens

Sentence: The consequence of Marty's miscogloquence was that he lost his job. He just couldn't get his mouth and brain into the right gear and he blurted out what he really thought of his boss to his face.

Etymology: mis (wrong) + cognition (thought) + eloquence (fluent speech)

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Brainspill

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'brAn-spil/

Sentence: It is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between actual, revealing brainspillage and simple linguistic tonguetrippage

Etymology: From brain + spill

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Pedoralisis

moltentim

Created by: moltentim

Pronunciation: ped-oral-isis

Sentence: Jim was diagnosed with pedoralisis after he told the doctor, "anybody could do this."

Etymology: foot + mouth + dysfunction

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Brainblurt

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: brain/blurt

Sentence: The most embarrassing moment came when he brainblurted the 'F' word in the crowded church.

Etymology: brain + blurt

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COMMENTS:

I think the alliteration clinches it. - Discoveria, 2007-02-05: 16:39:00

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Discomboobulate

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: dis-com-boob-bule-late

Sentence: He discomboobulated with abandon whenever she was in the same room. This often had painful consequences.

Etymology: discombobulate + boob. Discombobulate: to confuse. Boob: need I define it? Also has the meaning of "idiot".

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COMMENTS:

I'm sure a similar verboticism has been given before. And there's already a phrase for this one - the 'Freudian slip'. - Discoveria, 2007-02-05: 04:11:00

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Boobabble

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: boo baa bull

Sentence: Frank just boobabled at her and managed to cause great offense.

Etymology: to make a boob of yourself or to stare at her boobs, and babble.

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?

Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-05: 20:00:00
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James