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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.
Verboticisms
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Surprisapointment
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: sur-PRY-za-POYNT-ment
Sentence: What's wrong? Oh just another surprisapointment. Everything was going perfectly, until my two girlfriends met each other.
Etymology: Suprise + Disappointment
Kismetaunt
Created by: Pseudonym
Pronunciation: kiz-me-tawnt
Sentence: "Every light was red; I think I'm the victim of a kismetaunt."
Etymology: kismet (fate) + taunt
Serendemonty
Created by: Nicked
Pronunciation: ser' en dem' mon tee
Sentence: When I typed the final keystroke on my thesis and jubilantly threw up my hands thereby sending my laptop crashing to the floor broken beyond repair, I knew serendemonty was at work.
Etymology: "sere____ty" from serendipity--"the ability of making fortunate discoveries by accident" "demon" from demon--"an evil spirit"
Inconstration
Created by: Nettle
Pronunciation: in-kon-STRAY-shun
Sentence: To Percy's great inconstration, the cat knocked his glass of cola onto his carefully-completed passport application form.
Etymology: In as a negatory + contentment + frustration = inconstration
Deitrick
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation: DAY-e-trik
Sentence: I had an overwhelming sense of deitrick when I realized I was late for an interview and my car wouldn't start.
Etymology: deity + trick
Realitrick
Created by: graypenguin
Pronunciation: re-al-i-trick
Sentence: He was up all night writing that paper only to realize that his printer was out of ink. One of life's cruel little realitricks...
Etymology: reality + trick
Cwapaigwump
Created by: RachelPhillipson2007
Pronunciation: Cwapaigwump
Sentence: I fell on my arse the other day and it reminded me life is so shit.
Etymology: Cwapai [feeling crap], Gwump [getting in a grumpy mood, feeling worthless]
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COMMENTS:
that is cool! - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
well its fucking mine lol - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
i no blah - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:57:00
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Latamahimo
Created by: leomar
Pronunciation: la-ta-ma-hi-mo
Sentence: a word that describes "we can do nothing" la-ta-ma-hi-mo
Etymology: la, ta, mahimo
Murphish
Created by: ConnyWesth
Pronunciation: Murfish
Sentence: Murphys law (everything that can be screwed up, really does) + ish (feeling)
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Murphious could also be a good word for this. - ConnyWesth, 2007-09-09: 10:12:00
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Comments:
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
Murphsmack
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
dang, asleep again
RachelPhillipson2007 - 2007-09-08: 08:00:00
aw im last
Delilah - 2007-09-09: 16:24:00
The only way to truly beat this thing is to switch to cereal for breakfast. lol!