DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

Peaflop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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