Verboticism: Eavesumption

'No, he was never that smart, even for a hamster...'

DEFINITION: A conclusion or an assumption developed after careful listening to, and analysis of, one-half of a telephone conversation.

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Eavesumption

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: eev-sump-shun

Sentence: our marraige ended after a couple of eavesumptions

Etymology: eavesdrop, assumption

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