DEFINITION: To have a favorite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

Inavestment

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ihn-uh-VEHST-muhnt

Sentence: Alex's girlfriend dumped him because of his inavestment with the old T-shirt he always wore and refused to wash.

Etymology: "in a vest" + (emotional) investment + vestment [article of clothing]

Points: 635

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