Verboticism: Celeremony

'Why are you licking your pizza?'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".

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Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: SEL-uh-ree-moh-nee

Sentence: Elena reverently placed the perfectly trimmed stalks into place - a perfect pentagram (5 grams), in preparation for her nightly celeremony.

Etymology: celery, ceremony

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Comments: Celeremony

galwaywegian - 2007-06-20: 06:38:00
did she get much of a celeriaction

petaj - 2007-06-20: 08:15:00
Ahh, preparation for celery sacrificing.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 08:43:00
I bet her body was riddled with celleryulite

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 08:59:00
Not only did she have celleryulite, but her carroted artery was clogged.

Alchemist - 2007-06-20: 14:38:00
The sacred celeremony is necessary to achieve vegemony.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 15:30:00
And after that is there a celerybration?