Verboticism: Panaceaccentuation


Created by: jadenguy

Definition: n. An unintended consequence of medical or psychological therapy, especially if the therapy is supposed to make you feel "young again". v. To feel young and stupid again.

Pronunciation: pan ay see ak sen shu ay shon

Sentence: Little did Thomas realize that the memory pills would have this level of panaceaccentation. Soon, he was remembering the entire history of his family, learning deeper and darker secrets than he'd ever hoped to imagine, having seen in reminiscent first hand the moment of his conception, and what his father was doing at the other side of town when it happened.

Etymology: panacea + accentuation

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Comments: Panaceaccentuation

jadenguy - 2007-06-18: 11:38:00
The ashes of the latter half of last week are beneath me, forgotten, as I am reborn, at work again, assuming this week will suck as well. also, if you wanted to know what his dad was doing, *spoilers* probably drinking?

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-18: 11:49:00
His father must have been well hung -over to have managed it from the other side of town

jadenguy - 2007-06-18: 11:59:00
that wasn't exactly the case, but let's just say they decided to stay together once the killherinsticts subsided.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-18: 13:00:00
His mother was a peter panderer. (oops)

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-18: 14:25:00
Actually I think she only dated Dicks

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-18: 15:20:00
She dated John's son for a schlong time - maybe he was the father.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-18: 15:43:00
I think you're being a bit hard on John's son - he always practised safe sex

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-18: 15:53:00

jadenguy - 2007-06-18: 17:27:00
i warned you guys about getting cocky with puns! i'm really gonna have to drop The Hammer sometimes. it's getting hard to come here night after night.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-18: 17:55:00
OMG, too funny! I guess the pen-is mightier than the sword!

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-18: 19:38:00

Clayton - 2007-06-18: 19:52:00
So, she dated John's son, and gave birth to Thomas, but where was John's Thomas? And how could she have known that Thomas wood grow into such a firm specimen? Sure, he seemed like a rigid tool to all the dorks he played ball with, but the staff found it hard to yank him. Of course, most of the jerks were jealous, having seen him whack multiple times with his club. Many of them attributed his exceptional schmuck to his years of wang chun training in Hung Dong. By the bellend he was ready to toss in the towel.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-18: 19:58:00
Clayton - you really are the master.....

Clayton - 2007-06-18: 23:35:00
I try. How's that for a happy ending?