Verboticism: Fiascool

'Ahhh! My hair! Don't let them see me like this!'

DEFINITION: v. To remain calm, steadfast and ploddingly systematic in the midst of a huge freaking disaster. n. A person who systematizes everything from their morning routines to personal relationships.

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Fiascool

Created by: pinwheel

Pronunciation: fee/as/cool

Sentence: The caterers were running late, the flowers were wilting, the groom was still running around naked after his stag night and I was struggling to get into my dress. It was all a horrible mess but throughout it all James, the best man, was totally fiascool.

Etymology: fiasco + cool

Points: 941

Comments: Fiascool

galwaywegian - 2007-05-10: 07:18:00
he probably went to fiaschool!

petaj - 2007-05-11: 02:13:00
Maybe he had studied how to remain calm. He was a fiascholar.