Verboticism: Yappasectomy

'Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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Yappasectomy

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: yap-pa-sect-a-me

Sentence: After his yappasectomy, fido would bark happily without ever making sound

Etymology: yap-yap and Vasectomy

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