Verboticism: Schrutestealth

'I didn't get an MBA for nothing.'

DEFINITION: n. The art of sneaking to the office kitchen without having to take orders from your colleagues for coffee, or tea, or anything... v. To sneak in and out of the office kitchen without getting caught.

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Schrutestealth

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: Shroot-stellth

Sentence: Dwight used his expert Schrutestealth to avoid Jim, Pam, Kevin, Stanley, Ryan and even his beloved Angela and Michael, to grab himself a cheeky beetjuice from the fridge while the others admired Bob Vance's latest gift to Phyllis.

Etymology: From "Schrute" meaning "comedy legend in an office environment" and "stealth" meaning "the art of sneaking and evasion".

Points: 512

Comments: Schrutestealth

Jabberwocky - 2007-03-30: 12:18:00
You get a vote for a great sentence - a mini sitcom break

Bulletchewer - 2007-03-30: 13:00:00
I just hope the fine people at NBC don't sue my ass! They should send me a free bobblehead...