Verboticism: Turtletongue

'Why...  do...  you...?'

DEFINITION: n. A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say. v. To talk in a painfully slow manner.

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Turtletongue

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: TER-tel-tung

Sentence: Criminey! Joe is a turtletongue! It took him 15 minutes to order breakfast! How long does it take to say "coffee and a bagel"?

Etymology: turtle + tongue

Points: 530

Comments: Turtletongue

petaj - 2007-03-02: 04:18:00
Too bad if he was also a cloth-ears, a favourite term of my Dad's

petaj - 2007-03-02: 20:07:00
What happened to slothmouth? My comment seems inappropriate now!

Alchemist - 2007-03-02: 21:51:00
I had a change of heart~ don't worry, your comment still applies...

ErWenn - 2007-03-03: 08:25:00
Simple and good.