Verboticism: Disclamisfaction

'Sorry, but you're not my type'

DEFINITION: v. To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn't like you. n. A sacrifice made for money that goes unrewarded.

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Disclamisfaction

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: dis-clamis-faction

Sentence: Even though Jim won the lottery he still suffered from disclamisfaction because money couldn't buy him cleavage. Can also be found in the famous song "I Can't Get No Disclamisfaction" by the Appalachian Mountain Boys.

Etymology: Clams - Slang A dollar: set me back 75 clams PLUS Dissatisfaction - The condition or feeling of being displeased or unsatisfied; discontent.

Points: 698

Comments: Disclamisfaction

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-02: 07:20:00
Poor Jim. He's always so discomboobulated.

wordmeister - 2007-02-02: 10:35:00
Jim can't get no!

paperhoard - 2007-02-02: 11:11:00
Poor Jim....